[greelin]

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

[greelin]

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

[myaatwins]

here’s this while i’m still processing the movie

[starsapphire]

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

[starsapphire]

batman: throw your homosexual phytoaphrodisiac pollen wherever you like, pamela. it won't get past my rebreather. i've made sure of it. i learned my lesson the last time.

fujo poison ivy: how was it...

[hungwy]

They'll sap your body of its strength, those blankets... And as soon as you succumb to the bed, the pillows will tear what little consciousness you have to shreds.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

[dogpuppy]

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[lemonsweet]

Smiley face french fry from memory

[lemonsweet]

I don't know why you guys are so afraid it's just a memory

[so-many-ocs]

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

[gauntletqueen]

a speedrunner, while moving through an unrendered void at a thousand miles an hour because they punched a goat in a weird way: okay coming up is one of the hardest bosses in the entire game luckily we’ve tricked the game into thinking we’re holding a billion guns at once so he should be easy aaand done now we’re gonna throw this spoon at the wall to skip the cutscene and kill our own dad to end the game early and that’s time thanks guys

[neenarchive]

see, deep down i know that you're all talking about the gay hockey show when you shorten it to 'HR' but that does not stop my knee jerk reaction of thinking wow. what the hell is going on in that human resources department

[glubby]

[glubby]

[mententrance]

[beebfreeb]

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

[beebfreeb]

Did I mess up somehow? Is it not obvious enough?

[fzzzp]

a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

[argumate]

I appreciate the way hitting the word "cesarean" forces me to go back and reevaluate the earlier phrase "at work"

[doggosource]

[apeofnaplez-deactivated20260227]

[fellshish]

anyway thanks for thinking about our blorbos together another year it’s been a pleasure and a horror