"It is not beneath Doom to strip and dip."

Hi I'm Selven and I am in a love/hate/hate relationship with Spider-Man comics.

[vamptits]

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

[vamptits]

if I said I was going to a taekwondo class would you feel the need to tell me kicking people on the street is bad or.

[whoopsie-collective]

Image ID: A screenshot of a tumblr comment that says "yeah, its only abhorrent imo, when the recipient is non consenting, i've" the screenshot cuts off.

[dogspouse]

[double0selven]

Just watched The Beast sniff circles around her food bowl for 20 seconds so she could eat one of the last pieces tasty bits of dry food over the healthy ones

She'll still eat the others when she runs out of tasties, so this accomplishes nothing other than waste her time and provide me with exasperating entertainment

[zurin]

[snaret]

OP of this collection got deleted but the other one i reblogged made me remember this so i must spread the word

marathon durandal ass images

[ivyrotica]

hi hello i’m obsessed with these

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[normalpersonblog]

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

[absyyynth]

the world of ultimate music

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[double0selven]

So in 2009 the brand spanking new Spidey Brain Trust™ decide to create Jackpot, then do absolutely nothing to establish anything about the character and instead just dangle her around going ”ooooh, what if??” until the issue in which they kill her off.

Then they posthumously declare her to be (or, have been) gay.

Really fills you with faith for the new era.

[dumbpuppyfag]

"this situation cannot possibly be improved by me opening my stupid mouth" is perhaps the most important thought that it's possible to have

[aistobascistod]

Scully : Acts scientifically :: Mulder : Acts mientificalder

[skluug]

if we all manifest hard enough a decade from now people will be saying “did you know that mientificalder was only coined in 2026 in a tumblr post referencing The X Files?”

[proxima-bee]

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

[couponkids]

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

[sreegs]

i'm gonna start formatting my emails like this

[absolutearsenal]

When the female character meets her male love interest and you watch in real time as the writers hollow her out and zombify her with tradwife spores

[jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite]

Always remember to have the confidence of a panel 1 instant loss princess

[grootficguy]

goku — or, as the french call him, geauxcoup,

[anarchautistic]