benji

all trash and just a little high class 5sos animal crossing whatever the fuck else

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[southfarthing]

[passionpeachy]

an ode to nessie

[vmkhoneyy]

“Oh how do you stay positive when the world is so awful how can you stay positive when our lives are falling apart-“ SPITE!!!!! ITS SPITE GODDAMN IT!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE ANGRY AT THE WORLD AS A TEENAGER?? THAT KID WAS RIGHT AND YES IT FUCKING SUCKS AND NO, ITS NOT FAIR, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT FAIR!!!!

[rararatigan]

For a friend. I have regrets

“Eye of newt and sea of bass; find a lad of thiccest ass”

[overflowchute]

concept: guy who leaves a lot of comments in their code which should be good but the problem is they're all written like this

[preservationofnormalcy]

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr's built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

[cathoderaykobold]

Those of you who liked my bathroom signs will probably like this, too.

[roxyfication]

no more sex. we ran out of sex

[roxyfication]

[cultheadquarters]

The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

lil preview of a commission i've got goin atm

sgonna look cool as fuck when its done :>

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ohgh god my eyes, have an update

[therottenkingsreckoning]

Dude you genuinely inspire me, but also how the fuck does one even start doing a piece this complex? I get overwhelmed just thinking about it

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

start by drafting where the text goes, pull up a minimum of 6 reference images and just start to go hogwild idk

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oughgh its 5 am and im an idiot but GUESS WHATS DONE

THIS OSTENTEATIOUS BASTARD!

thoughts?

[phthalosworld]

damn.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh btw im still on holiday atm but when I get back, would yall like this to become a print? I can redesign the thing and release it by like, late september

[suiheisen]

MODERN WEEKLY STYLE CHINA Photographer: Hailun Ma; Stylist: Macci Leung; Makeup: Yooyo Keong Ming; Hair: Zhou Xue Ming; Art Director: Doris He; Models: Wai Wai, Annie, Una, Juan, Hei Wa, Bonnie, Ginny

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I NEED ITTTTTTTTTTT

(its a brooch)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

okay so this person also seems to REALLY enjoy collecting old pharmecutical bottles and LOOK AT THIS DESCRIPTION on some cough syrup that's NINE percent straight alcohol

which sure, that's about average for cough syrup

bUT I DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE DOSAGE REC FOR CHILDREN UNDER TWO AND THE EVERY HOUR REC

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

okay sure i didnt put in a bid for the cough syrup bottle but you know what i DID put in a bid for? (just like 6 canadian bucks mind you)

V A N I L L A

DOUBLE STRENGTH

DOUBLE FORCE

(im probably gonna use this for some form of inkelmy we'll see how it goes)

[capnsoapy]

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

[play-now-my-lord]

big dick super mario

[capnsoapy]

big dick super mario

[ymutate]

Alexandr Mityaev

[chiiquititamoved]

Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel

[formlessdemi]

[shiftythrifting]

ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ

[rando-posts]

[horsesarecreatures]

While I do have some odd hobbies this recommendation is a bit much.

[eelmachine]

54.309469, -1.992410

think i found it

[minmos]

r/stupiddovenests features so many mourning doves which is insane to me i didnt know they were so bad at this. always thought the bad nests was a feral pigeon thing

[minmos]

my lovely sweet beast. Why did you do that?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh i'm a fan of

poor beast with square egg (squegg)

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits