welcome to chilis

she/her | entp | capricorn

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

[mitchipedia]

[cumaeansibyl]

if the tech teacher doesn't know what linux is then he deserves whatever mayhem this middle schooler is going to inflict

[river-mort]

dear Santa please make ai bubble blow up and every ai service go bankrupt facing legal charges for stealing other's work

[ladyshinga]

[energyprison]

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

[brawltogethernow]

Suspicious.

[datasoong47]

Six days and still no Wednesday. I think it's safe to conclude that there will be no more Wednesdays ever

[mutant-distraction]

"After receiving a tip about a family of Burrowing Owls on the eastern edge of Cheyenne, a photographer rushed to the location in late June. The owlets seemed nearly ready to leave their burrows. Over the years, the photographer has perfected a method using a GoPro on a small tripod, set to take a photo every 5 seconds. They leave the camera behind, allowing the owls to feel comfortable. The challenge lies in the long wait to see if the effort pays off. This shot was taken on June 28th."

📷 Peter Arnold

[foreverfirstyear]

@todaysbird

[delta-pavonis]

This album is gonna be fucking lit.

[crystalfountain]

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

[muppet-sex]

[leviathan-supersystem]

regarding the "corporate media propaganda works" part, it's worth noting that negative views on China even in the west were much less prevalent just a few years ago:

^this is what indoctrination looks like

[q-kanbas]

[dangerphd]

this is real! you can fax, mail, or dropoff in person, but there is no provision for online registration.

ELECTION CODE CHAPTER 13. APPLICATION FOR REGISTRATION; INITIAL REGISTRATION

[pleaseexcusemyderp]

TL;DR: The Texas government is trying to trick you into thinking you've registered to vote online when that's not possible.

[waknatious]

This has not been circulated widely enough.

If you know someone in TX, pleeeeease make sure they see this.

What's so worrying about this is that it's specifically targeted at younger people.

"I'm not handing someone a piece of paper.... wtf"

"Mail? As in... put a stamp on it? Where tf would I get a stamp??"

"FAX???? You have got to be joking rn."

Younger people statistically vote more liberal than conservative. By tricking younger and "more online than not" people into using a fake registration service, the state of TX makes sure that fewer liberal votes are counted.

SPREAD THIS.

[spiralstaircased]

A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time

[dreg-heap]

I'm still thinking about how the younger Kennedys, including RFK Jr, would apparently pretend to get hit by cars and then berate the drivers saying "you've killed another Kennedy!" And then the dead Kennedy would get up and they'd all run away shouting "it's a Kennedy miracle!"

[carosbee]

I feel this might be misinformation.

[dreg-heap]

Let it be known that I do love lying on the internet but this one is real

[redpandarascal]

back before the internet, it was harder to amuse yourself, but the payoff was way greater

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[jestergal]

i think i could be trusted with The Book That Kills People from the classic manga series "No One Can Be Trusted With Power Of The Book That Kills People" imho

[phantomrose96]

Oh woah hey there 🐱 I think that was a funny little accident just now. 🐱 You see I was just licking this plate of food left on the counter and you 🐱 pushed my face right out of the way. I think you just did not notice 🐱 my face was there so no worries, I’ll just go back to 🐱 OH you’ve pushed my face away again? Sorry I don’t mean to embarrass 🐱 you but I am in the middle of something here so I will simply just 🐱 You have pushed my face away again?????? 🐱🐱🐱

[sprinkledsalt]

I know this might make people mad, but absolutely refusing to even attempt to treat your mental illness, and instead just endlessly inflicting your unmitigated episodes on the people around you, is abusive. Your loved ones are not stress toys that you can just squeeze every time you feel bad. It is bad if someone says your repeated behavior is hurting them, and you take no steps to change. I know damn well that you can’t always help how your brain acts, but I’ve also spent a lot of years trying to stop my spiraling brain in its tracks, work on strategies to calm down, and consider the impact I’m having on others, because I grew up in a household with people who have the attitude of, “I have the right to consume all the attention in the house and drain your energy every single day because I feel miserable, and you’re the bad guy if you say that I’m making you feel bad and that I need to get help. I can treat you however I want because of my anxiety.”

[orcboxer]

wishing spiders a successful strike, may they get everything they want

[orcboxer]

I mean like the game devs from the company Spiders who are on strike right now. Not the. Not the leggy fellers. I don't think they're on strike

[orcboxer]

half the reblogs are people saying "the leggy fellers should strike too!" and I can't tell if it's because they hate spiders or love strikes. but I'll never figure that out because I still can't move past the implication that the spiders are employed

[blessyouhawkeye]

telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

[blessyouhawkeye]

"why would you say that" because it was funny. "but that isn't true" it's the funniest way to express that sentiment. "why would you do that" because it's a joke.