skye

[company]

Good Evening, “Nicki Minaj” was a 12 year sociology study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time. 

[c3po]

sometimes u just can’t stand in kfc

[nicejewishguy]

fight the man

[daneathestoner]

Idk the story on this but remember invisible illnesses exist! Some people may look okay on the outside, but are actually in a lot of pain!

[c3po]

yea i was actually just really hungover

[dontthink2-deactivated20161214]

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars

[fuks]

drink more water

[drankinwatahmelin]

coconut oil

[nutinurmommyfivetimes-deactivat]

cum

[imsoshive]

Suck a dick

[notnando]

black soap

[thiskidterry-deactivated2023012]

eat ass

[colachampagnedad]

[burtoo]

North Dakota / Tokyo - Brendon Burton

[britneyshakespeare]

bob dylan accepts that it’s 2001

[secifosseluce]

Bob Dylan submits to the concept of time

[powerburial]

I never forgave him for this

[shouldnt]

[mens-rights-activia]

Not to propagate pro dentist ideology but you really should try your best to floss at least once a day and brush your teeth twice a day to prevent tooth delay and ginger violence

[toebeens]

ginger violence is almost same tier of funny as cycle path to me and I can’t

[dicksplit]

[gothgfs]

[krabby-kronicle]

[frogmp3]

men are fucked up but i like it when they have nose rings

[n-haught]

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

“do not mistake composure for ease”

[ungezieferwerden]

[emoceanman]

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

[smellyoldblanket]

[maxi-snacks]

[straightboyfriend2]

Me bustin open the Church doors during service and running towards the Baptism pool: