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haven't been on Tumblr in like 2 years going to update all this shit at some point

[tiktoksforlosers]

[myuheru-archive]

stocks are fake. gay sex is real. it’s that simple ❤️

[carrotatheart]

[daneathestoner]

Gunshots like a block away.

[marisatomay]

woody allen is 85. henry kissinger is 97. rupert murdoch is 89. mitch mcconnell is 78. roman polanski is 87. and for WHAT.

[mephistopheles08]

....are people not allowed to age?

[marisatomay]

not these people.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I've decided im a softie now. no more cursed shit im just here to spread joy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no wait im over it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here have some flashlight fish

[daneathestoner]

Bless the alleyway I get stoned in at work. No one can ever find me

[tfw-adhd]

[guerrillatech]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

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[daneathestoner]

I ❤ need ❤ to ❤ get ❤ dicked ❤ down ❤

[ovid]

I Contain Multitudes And They Are All Incredibly Annoying

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

he shlorp

[dimetrodone]

He just obliterated those worms out of existence 

[whyamilaughingatthis]

I’d murder for a succ this good

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i never thought i’d have to say this but pls do not sexualize my eel

[lesbx]

not enough orbs in video games these days. 15 years ago games were all about finding orbs. there was nothing wrong with that.

[thorkizilla]

[scrubdowner]

my last two brain cells preparing a Depression Meal

[captainnotamurderer-deactivated]

What the MCU should have been.

[worstloki]

the MCU remains a constant disappointment 

[dilfhershellayton]

jojo siwa is like. her style is not my taste at all but as soon as other people call it annoying im like actually you're wrong she's an icon and a legend

[saxophonechihuahua]

she looks like the concentrated essence of a claires store and i do not mean this negatively

[bababadalgharaghtakamminarronn7]