Furby

“one day i’ll extinguish the sun. then you wont see. none of you will fucking see.” -Tumblr user @mclennonyaoi he/him FREE PALESTINE he/him FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

[douglasfeiffel]

NO PRIDE IN GENOCIDE. FREE PALESTINE.

Intro post

You can call me otter or furby

he/him

Taken (by the fog)

Will Wood <3 roller derby <3

Come into my inbox and talk about the magnus protocol (seriously)

my posts are tagged #my post, my art is tagged #my art

If you're confused why you're following me, it might be because:

you followed me when my username was anarchyfurbies

you followed me when we were on that one magnus archives discord server together

you followed me when we were on that one carmen sandiego discord server together

we might know each other irl ig

idk maybe you were in love with me or something

This post gets updated every couple of months <3

[douglasfeiffel]

they’re SAYING you can’t even ask what sex the lobster is anymore. You have to ASK what PRONOUNS. because of woke

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[macabrevampire]

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse

[b0nkcreat]

please ignore that last post i forgot 4 is the normal amount of limbs to have i meant to be exaggeratory

[b0nkcreat]

i was born with 4 limbs but they all fell off

[eeveestarstudios-blog]

I love Tumblr blogs because there's just a random frightening ghoul that says nothing yet we all love them

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[eeveestarstudios-blog]

Oh hi! :)

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[mclennonyaoi]

ultimately think that “if you’re worried about being a bad person you’re not a bad person because bad people dont worry about being bad people” line people feed you when you mention you have ocd is so dumb because what are you talking about yes they do

[mclennonyaoi]

waiitttt lol you think your intrusive thoughts make you a bad person . no you’ve got it all wrong. your intrusive thoughts actually make you a good person. like ??

[mclennonyaoi]

completely useless and also counterintuitive to the whole intrusive thoughts hold no moral weight concept like if you can’t think yourself into being a bad person you really can’t think yourself into being a good one either

[ex-riddlecats]

trying to explain to dumbass tumblr users that saying they benefit from systemic oppression on a certain axis is not the same as invalidating every struggle theyve ever had in their entire life

[holespoles]

Embroidery artist Iyo Okumi

奥見伊代

[douglasfeiffel]

Transgender Joe Biden be like: Joseph Binder

[charlesoberonn]

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

[charlesoberonn]

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

[charlesoberonn]

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

[mr-elementle]

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

[sudokobitch-blog]

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

[jadensilver]

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

[dikubutto]

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

[charlesoberonn]

shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes

A black domino mask

A dark grey wool hat

a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets

a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”

[micaxiii]

I drew fanart

did I get it right?

[charlesoberonn]

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

[charlesoberonn]

Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii

[silverjirachi]

You do the crime, you get the crime.

[charlesoberonn]

The plan is working!

[t0mies-b0dy]

HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”

[charlesoberonn]

He is gay, and does crimes.

[werewolfie]

Crime Man strikes again

[aegistrucy]

I like Crime man

[charlesoberonn]

And Crime Man likes you too

[defendor-of-freedom]

¿ what are his Powers?

[charlesoberonn]

Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.

[charlesoberonn]

By the way, Crime Man lives in Florida.

[evilkitten3]

op i respect you but absolutely no part of this post required clarification that crime man lives in florida. that was already understood.

[charlesoberonn]

All of you people reblogging this version of the post should check out Crime Man on AO3

I try to update it 2-3 times a week!

[charlesoberonn]

If you’ve seen or made Crime Man fanart, I’d love to see it. PM it to me or @ me in it on Tumblr or Twitter.

Also if you’ve read and enjoyed the story on AO3, please leave a kudos and a write a comment. It really helps!

And if you could reblog this post and spread word of mouth about the story, that’s wonderful.

Thank you very much!

[princesscas]

How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it 

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[niedopalek]

I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking 

[douglasfeiffel]

Honestly I’ve never met a bad Jewish lesbian. Shout out to Jewish lesbians

[dkrltktma]

I'm crying rn why are you so🏳️‍🌈😭