Probably should be sleeping

No-one cared who I was until I started a shitty Tumblr blog | she/they | Br*tish | adult

[batbetbitbotbut]

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

[buttpoems]

[lespoopypodle]

Oh thanks actually random skull

[lespoopypodle]

Wise words from random skull

[reptile-ruler]

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

[reptile-ruler]

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

[harpieisthecarpie]

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

[reptile-ruler]

the only fun addition to this post

[msmimundo]

Girl that's literally Perry the platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[depsidase]

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[furryprovocateur]

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

[furryprovocateur]

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

[punkrock-bottom]

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[re-dracula]

Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.

[re-dracula]

#loony toons bonk and wilhelm scream

@scp-1296 you understand me

Visit Original Link

[nebulations]

[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]

[ellekess]

TODAY'S THE DAY

[alexseanchai]

[ur-fav-is-asexual]

you know who else is ace?

YOU, THE READER, FROM REAL LIFE

YOU from Real Life is asexual!

[the-doodle-darling]

[wifegideonnav]

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

[wifegideonnav]

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[poetstudyblr-deactivated2025063]

Nothing is off topic when it comes to us, happy pride month, my fellow asexuals 💜

[psych-is-the-name]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[bacone-official]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[godsperfectprincess]

2026 being the ten year anniversary of 2016 ace discourse means that everyone needs to get incredibly asexual this year. as reparations

[godsperfectprincess]

many of you in the notes saying “on it boss”. i’m starting to think you guys were already asexual…

[yesterdaysprint]

The Coffeyville Weekly Journal, Kansas, May 11, 1894

[miseria-fortes-viros]

idk perhaps this is too early 2000s internet safety module of me but the amount of information you guys demand from each other is weird

[miseria-fortes-viros]

nobody needs to know your real name or your hometown or where you work or your home country or your race or ethnicity or skin color or phone number or the name of your first pet or the model of your first car or your mother’s maiden name or how many siblings you have or what school you go to or your credit card number

[cheshireinthemiddle]

I occasionally get asks insisting we're fake unless we post pictures of ourselves and proof of where we live.

I grew up in the 90's with 90's internet culture. You get NOTHING.