the world is rotten.

[jewelist]

self care is eating rice

[jewelist]

[skatingpancakes]

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[takkezooi-deactivated20200726]

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

[b16673b75pr6575-64558d45f7hs74]

@adipemdragon

this is what her room looks like on a good day

note how even the hardcovers arent safe

[helprobin-deactivated20190722]

dude

[valshadowhunter]

[everythingfox]

it’s His egg

[sushinfood]

goblin stol eg

[wahtdahel-blog]

Wtf most women don’r even know they are pregnant at 6 weeks. This is violence.

Keep reading

[adriennegabriella]

Ever notice how it’s never the time to talk about guns–even though NOBODY is immune to a bullet–but it’s always time to talk about abortions and new bills to stop them? They really should say they hate women and go.

[wahtdahel-blog]

[she-lives-in-my-lap]

Fuckin idiots smh

[bonkai-diaries]

IT GETS WORSE:

[sleepyowlet]

I propose a post-natal abortion for every fucker who voted for this bill.

[skykull-deactivated20250930]

As a Georgian, this terrifies me. My husband and I are shocked. My friends are worried. But we can let Kemp know that we oppose this bill.

https://gov.georgia.gov/contact-us

Address: The Office of the Governor State of Georgia 203 State Capitol Atlanta, Georgia 30334

Mailing address: 206 Washington Street Suite 203, State Capitol Atlanta, GA 30334

Please, please let yourself be heard. Inform and organize others. We cannot change things by sitting around. 

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

when you’re straight edge and smell weed in public

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

my summer look is tits out and tears in my eyes

[mothcub]

[thisiselliz]

[st-swithin]

[timotaychalamet]

when friends talk to me about their men

[humoristics]

[boatofbears-deactivated20240811]

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Absolutely not one soul on this godforsaken planet:

KFC advertising executives:

[magicalsapphiccranberry]

[cisnowflake]

[okaytrue]

[lulz-time]

wtfstyls:

Is that zane from 1direction

this post ruined my life

[hereby]

omg ive been trying to look for this post

[howellmalfoylester]

Game of thrones’ budget: $15,000,000

Game of thrones’ lighting budget: $5

[illustrativebettas]

It’s almost like it was night or something. Idk man it looked fine on my tv

[crayastrology-deactivated201912]

I understand trying to make it realistic, but what’s the point of having an amazing battle scene if you can’t see it

[melonkollie]

today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never in my life been more delighted by a guest complaint