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@dovahloki
Would you fuck an alien?
i own every mass effect game
The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.
They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man
you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws?
Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.
Some dude:
K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause
Jesus Christ
tbh i think venom would love halloween♥
inspired by this pumpkin;; x
((tumblr hates art?? click for full-res))
When you didn’t study for the right test. OMG HIS FACE
“Maybe I’ll do Inktober this year”
I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.
PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7
OH. MY GOSH.
I love them so much! And probably need each and every one.
!!!!!!!!!!
those bottles of palmolive soap that have cutouts of sea animals inside of them are the peak of human ingenuity
Doctor Who - Vincent and the Doctor (2010)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
universal pictures really dug themselves into a hole with the “minions flock to the biggest villain on the planet” thing because there’s no way to deny that minions must have worked for like, fascist italy or the mafia… but they made their bed so now they can lie in it
minions are directly responsible for every war crime and atrocity in human history
me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point
me:
friends: you literally laugh at everything what the fuck
me: no I don’t
also me: guys this image is so funny
I’m screeching
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises