Zu'u Los Dovahloki!

[commander-ledi]

Would you fuck an alien?

i own every mass effect game

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[miles-east]

tbh i think venom would love halloween♥

inspired by this pumpkin;; x

((tumblr hates art?? click for full-res))

[filmsoundtracks-moved]

[britons-will-never-be-slaves]

When you didn’t study for the right test. OMG HIS FACE

[theonion]

[thegirlinthetrashcan]

“Maybe I’ll do Inktober this year”

[astoralexander]

I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.

PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7

[thehappysorceress]

OH. MY GOSH.

I love them so much! And probably need each and every one.

[starline]

!!!!!!!!!!

[jollygreengiantveggies]

those bottles of palmolive soap that have cutouts of sea animals inside of them are the peak of human ingenuity 

[sci-fi-gifs]

Doctor Who - Vincent and the Doctor (2010)

[jack-roscoe]

[c-bassmeow]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

[exeggcute]

universal pictures really dug themselves into a hole with the “minions flock to the biggest villain on the planet” thing because there’s no way to deny that minions must have worked for like, fascist italy or the mafia… but they made their bed so now they can lie in it

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

minions are directly responsible for every war crime and atrocity in human history

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[kreuzader]

friends: you literally laugh at everything what the fuck

me: no I don’t

also me: guys this image is so funny

[lum1natrix]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ladyjehane-deactivated20200517]

I’m screeching

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises