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♕ Mathias Køhler ♕ ♕ Twenty-three ♕ ♕ Senior ♕ ♕ Closed RP ♕

[dovahxkiing]

⊰ ♕ ɱ ♛ ⊱           “ If I had a dollar for everytime someone said 'I worked too hard so I didn't have time to do my homework' then I'd be a rich enough man not to have to work through school. ”         ⊰ ♛ ƙ ♕ ⊱

[unemeufchic-deactivated20141021]

     ”Yes, I went shopping. No, I did not buy anything that I did not need.”

[dovahxkiing]

⊰ ♕ ɱ ♛ ⊱           “ I would say a lot of those things you probably don't need. What did you even buy anyways? ”         ⊰ ♛ ƙ ♕ ⊱

[seojunb]

"Okay, now you’re overselling it. You still look like a complete dork! I mean," Gestures at his own outfit. "Do you see me? Demon is always the way to go. You could be a pretty cool clothes designer. Though, they’ll probably gasp in horror if you brought spray paint to class."

[dovahxkiing]

⊰ ♕ ɱ ♛ ⊱           “ Overselling it? Never. If you want to see me overselling something you should pop in one of my business speaches. That's a lot of overselling. ” He looks him up and down, giving a small shrug.  “ Maybe. But did you see how smoking hot Minah was? If I had to give up my demon outfit to see that every day I'd gladly do it. ” He chuckles. “ Yeah probably. Don't tell them though. It's the secret to my success and I don't want everyone else knowing about it. ”         ⊰ ♛ ƙ ♕ ⊱

[stoltogsmuk-deactivated20141013]

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[ txt: dovahxkiing ] Mathias [ txt: King Dork ] Mathias [ txt: King Dork ] Mathias [ txt: King Dork ] I can't sleep idk what to do know can u come here and entertain me :c[ txt: King Dork ] pleaaaassseeeee [ txt: King Dork ] maybe even bring something idk I'm hungry and i can't sleep and the wifi is shit too

[dovahxkiing]

[ text: Farmville ] Nice try, but I need a little extra compensation for dealing with your bullshit. [ text : Farmville ] What about you owing me a favour?

[stoltogsmuk-deactivated20141013]

[ txt: King Dork ] Is the oppurunity to actually spend time with me not enough for you? :^( [ txt: King Dork ] sIGHS fine

[dovahxkiing]

[ text: Farmville ] You know sometimes it's not. Especially when it's at an ungodly hour. [ text: Farmville ] Awesome. I'll be there in a moment. 

[dianthusly]

That’s something you need to ask yourself. [hops back up!] [aw, he looks so cute] Maybe you’re not as photogenic as me?

[dovahxkiing]

⊰ ♕ ɱ ♛ ⊱           He paused for a moment, almost like he was pouting a little. That wasn't something he wanted to think about since the best way of denying your faults would be not to think about them. “ I'm pretty damn photogenic. I mean look at that picture. Do I not look hot in that picture? ”         ⊰ ♛ ƙ ♕ ⊱

[dovahxkiing]

[text: Dorky Dane] I don't know you seem pretty desperate; I don't think you'll pass on my offer. Plus who wouldn't want my help? I don't want money that's to cliché. I'm missing a key component for you to give a blowjob; I know I tell you to suck my dick a lot but damn I didn't think you'd take it so literally. My request is a lot simpler; I just want you to beg for my help :b

{ text: Arrogant Aryan } I'm not /that/ desperate. I can find plenty of other people to get what I want. Hmm I could think of a few that would rather be stuck in a cave than to get help from you. You're not /that awesome/ after all. :p yeah yeah just tell me what you want, and no I'm not sucking your dick or any one else's for that matter. I'm not a dick sucking guy, and I'm sure as hell not begging for your help. >:(

[dovahxkiing]

[text: Dorky Dane] I'm sure it wouldn't be the best six minutes of my life. Mainly because you are involved. However I'll do it if you offer me something in return, and I'm not helping a guy; I'm helping you. ;D

{ text: Arrogant Aryan } Harsh. Maybe I don't want your help any more since you're /helping me/ and it seems to be a big deal to you. What do you want anyways? Money, which I don't have? A blowjob, which I don't give?

[seojunb]

"I’m not going to lie, you made dressing like an angel not completely stupid. Your wings, man, how did you get them that color? Pit would be proud.”

[dovahxkiing]

⊰ ♕ ɱ ♛ ⊱           “ I know, I know. Only me could make something as stupid as a cupid outfit look absolutely hot and amazing. Maybe I should change my major. Spray paint man. It's the fucking shit. ”         ⊰ ♛ ƙ ♕ ⊱

[communistdoll-blog]

     “Because, Mathias, it’s an unresolved problem, and I don’t enjoy tension sitting on my chest.  Just apologize, or at least tell me why you flipped out so badly.”

[dovahxkiing]

⊰ ♕ ɱ ♛ ⊱           He really didn't want to talk about it anymore. “ I didn't like that I stopped doing what I was doing to pay attention to you for you to turn around and blow me off. ”         ⊰ ♛ ƙ ♕ ⊱

[prince-inthe-forest-deactivated]

{Text}: Maybe a bit of both. Which one upsets you more? ;3

[dovahxkiing]

{ text: teaparty } If I tell you then you'll use it against me. Let's spice up the conversation then ;)

[dianthusly]

I don’t think the perfect white boy exists. There’s always that one thing!

[he found his phone 8)]

[crouches]

[thumbs up]

[#belfie]

[dovahxkiing]

⊰ ♕ ɱ ♛ ⊱           “ Oh yeah? And what's my one thing?”         ⊰ ♛ ƙ ♕ ⊱

[stoltogsmuk-deactivated20141013]

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[ txt: dovahxkiing ] Mathias [ txt: King Dork ] Mathias [ txt: King Dork ] Mathias [ txt: King Dork ] I can't sleep idk what to do know can u come here and entertain me :c[ txt: King Dork ] pleaaaassseeeee [ txt: King Dork ] maybe even bring something idk I'm hungry and i can't sleep and the wifi is shit too

[stoltogsmuk-deactivated20141013]

[ txt: King Dork ] wow shouldn't that be reason enough? [ txt: King Dork ] what do you want then

[dovahxkiing]

[ text: Farmville ] Nice try, but I need a little extra compensation for dealing with your bullshit. [ text : Farmville ] What about you owing me a favour?

[dovahxkiing]

Chatzy Rave Continuation:

[communistdoll-blog]

     “Then you can forget about it.  I refuse to be your bragging rights.”

[dovahxkiing]

⊰ ♕ ɱ ♛ ⊱           “ Fine. I'll just say that a true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. They can come up with their own ideas from that. ”         ⊰ ♛ ƙ ♕ ⊱

[dovahxkiing]

{ text: ??? } Come on. I'd only need you for six minutes, and it would be the best six minutes of your life. Help a guy out. :(

[communistdoll-blog]

     “I’m still not over it.  You haven’t even apologized for blowing up over absolutely nothing.”

[dovahxkiing]

⊰ ♕ ɱ ♛ ⊱           “ It wasn't over nothing. It-” Mathias let out a frustrated growl. “ Why do we have to talk about this now? ”          ⊰ ♛ ƙ ♕ ⊱

[communistdoll-blog]

     “I was being sarcastic, Mathias.  I was just saying it to call you out on that stunt at the pool the other day.”

[dovahxkiing]

⊰ ♕ ɱ ♛ ⊱           That hurt him more than it should probably. “ Low blow. I thought we were here to have fun, not to bring up things that should be forgotten. ”         ⊰ ♛ ƙ ♕ ⊱

[communistdoll-blog]

     “Mm, I don’t know, is a god as jealous and possessive as you?”

[dovahxkiing]

⊰ ♕ ɱ ♛ ⊱           “ I'm guessing you don't know much about mythology. ”         ⊰ ♛ ƙ ♕ ⊱