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Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

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suddenlycomics

#a form i can psychically tell you would be more comfortable with#bare chest and blue booty shortz

Thank you @kiwisson

f1rstperson

I like to imagine both Superman and Batman unconsciously emit a sort of “god I wish everyone was wearing hotpants” telepathic vibe that J’onn picked up on.

91625

be the change you want to see in the world

solitaria-fantasma

@phantoms-lair

keyblack-hl

#I like how supes is like ‘oh a shapeshifter’ while bats is like ‘whAT IN THE S H I T’

culturenlifestyle

1,400 Square Feet of Cotton Candy-Colored Resin Flood Inside German Museum

Painter Peter Zimmermann has covered the Museum für Neue Kunst in Freiburg, Germany with cotton candy colored hues of bright blue, pink and peach resin on over 1400 square feet. Inspired by contemporary painting, the resin layered work is an abstract manifestation of art and installation, which appears as a lagoon beneath the feet of its visitors.

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#arts and farts

srsfunny

Boop, Jazz Hands, Do A Barrel Roll, Jazz Hands, Retreat

90377

#inspiration #landscapes

ultrafacts

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northwest-cryptid

I’m buying a castle.

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pizzaismylifepizzaisking

Signs as things my Physics Teacher said.

aries: "Stand up Gabe, I'm setting your desk on fire."

taurus: "I don't care who's condom it is, put it away."

gemini: "Whoever wrote mitochondria as the most important thing you learned in science raise your hand I know there's more then one."

cancer: "No don't ask Jesus for help on your quiz if you didn't study, not even Jesus can help you now."

leo: "Would anyone like to donate clothing to put on our class skeleton, it makes me uncomfortable he gets to be naked in this class but I can't."

virgo: "No I'm not grading your tests I'm trying to sell my world of Warcraft account. That's what happens when you have kids."

libra: "Don't marry anyone named Mia. Most likely she's only marrying you for a visa trust me."

scorpio: "Oh really does it say your a loser on your birth certificate too?"

sagittarius: "I may have accidentally sent a very personal email to one of your parents that was suppose to go to my mom."

capricorn: "Which one of you hell beasts stole my almond chocolate off my desk?"

aquarius: "No Gabe, Bill Nye the science guy isn't a documentary."

pisces: "Do I look like I would keep dead rats in a jar?- Don't answer that."

lahore2toronto

perfectly-modest

Manners are the most important.

just-callmev

Learn this. Live this.

sunfl0werbabyy-deactivated20151

I love this

yourcoolgayaunt

“If you’re at a friend’s house and see his sister WHO YOU DO NOT KNOW eating ice cream, don’t ask her for any. If you do that anyway, do not finish the tub of ice cream and leave the empty carton on the floor.”

babyanimalgifs

awwww-cute

thatadult

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

theeeprotagonist

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

blkmedusa

Karma will pop me if I don’t

i made thing

NOP

Whup!

School got me like…

You’re welcome

[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]