Mike Driver
oozey mess
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will byers stan first human second
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@theartofmadeline
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todays bird
Sweet Seals For You, Always
#extradirty
if i look back, i am lost
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@downandouts
Do you think the monsters from Monsters Inc have had to start using internet memes to make kids laugh
Sully: Here comes dat boi! Mike: -comes in on a unicycle- oh shoot whaddup
Mike: *from behind door* Some
Mike: *bursts through door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME
This is my favorite type of postmodernism
I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am.
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”
me and my hobbit gf
Me: *eating oatmeal* well i better go do some work in the shire Gf: what about second breakfast? Me: whoops how could I forget! *starts eating pussy*
every day this website tests my patience in new ways
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Mr. City
#mr city was my father please call me owl
So my friends getting his leg amputated today, and he’s texting me and he goes “This sucks! I’m losing all my tattoos.”
I’m like “That’s what you’re worried about? What about your leg?”
He goes “I DIDN’T PAY FOR MY LEG!!!”
The Swiss company Algordanza will take the cremations of your loved ones and make them into diamonds. The company filters carbon out of cremains and creates a diamond with the extracted material. According to their website, the starting cost is approximately $4,461 USD. (Source)
CONDENSE THE REMAINS OF YOUR BELOVED DEAD INTO THE NECRO DIAMOND FOR EASY SUMMONING ON THE GO. NEVER BE WITHOUT YOUR PROTECTIVE ANCESTOR SPIRITS EVER AGAIN. THE NECRO DIAMOND. A LIVING HUMAN’S BEST FRIEND.
Actual text conversation with my absolute madman of a brother
Brother, out of absolutely nowhere: I put a boogie dollar down
Me: What the fuck does this mean
Him: I think so
Him: Mama’s got the nasty jam
Me: What a completely uninformative answer to my question
Him: This gig gonna slash me hips
HE ASKED HOW LAID BACK I THOUGHT HE WAS AND I SAID TOO FUCKIN LAID BACK AND HE SAID “I KNEW IT” AND SENT ME THIS FUCKING THING
I AM FURIOUS
Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.
I was always afraid of Ohio
help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”
god fucking damnit
spongebob’s selfie game is stronger than mine
This professor gets extra credit.
If the devil has a pitchfork and the grim reaper has a scythe, agriculture must be a major industry in the underworld.
if i get shot do i own the bullet
can i keep it
BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.
ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?
it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!!
LMAO I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THEM LOAFERS
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
