i blame my roommate for this

Theo | 25 | he/they | chaotic neutral main: @reliable-demon-whispers

[downwithsithbus]

if tumblr goes down you can find me on bluesky: @/downwithsithbus.bsky.social

downwithsithbus (@downwithsithbus.bsky.social)

or dreamwidth: @/downwithsithbus

downwithsithbus | Recent Entries

[butchselkie]

One thing about me is that I will always be a little in love with my friends’ OCs. I am normal and can be trusted with them I promise

[goddisposez]

idgaf i will never get tired of the dog motif. it will never be cliche it will never be trite it will never not hit hard. i see a dog coded character crawl back to their owner even after being kicked and the inside of my brain looks like this

[desastre-fag]

ID: a gif of a crowd of people cheering. End ID.

[skullinacowboyhat]

story in 3 parts 💋

[sweetsweetemo]

MAKE HER TALLER THAN HIM. NOW

[happybunnykat]

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

[happybunnykat]

Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.

It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

(Text version under the cut)

1. Safeword

2. Sub/dom drop

3. Loosing intrest halfway through

4. Trying something that doesn't work

5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)

6. Bad/failed orgasm

7. Should have safeworded

8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"

9. "Let's never try that again."

10. Sex so bad they break up after

11. Realistic shower sex

12. Incompatible kinks

13. Threw up on that thang

14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused

15. Says wrong persons name during sex

16: ugly crying/overwhelmed

17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"

18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation

19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real

20. Ignored/missed a safeword

21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people

22. "No really, that's not going to fit."

23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party

24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for

25. Sex toy gets stuck

26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex

27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd

28. Sex in a bad location

29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies

30. Free day

[bucketsofsomethingorother]

I love you characters so shaped by war that peace would itch under your skin. I love you characters so steeped in violence that the only mercy the narrative could find for you was to kill you before the happy ending.

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[asters-28]

may the fourth be with you 💜

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[gojinka]

This post is so funny like comment subscribe if you picture your favs bloodied and coughing on the floor and flinching

[furious-blueberry0-deactivated2]

Youngling Barriss!!!

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[jacky-killian]

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

[rneowth]

[aurriearts]

the most dramatic disaster bi deserves the most dramatic bg

[charlesoberonn]

I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.