Can-opener Smoothdream Guy

HICC he/him 24 Only cis man on tumblr! Home of the Almost-daily Lettuce Review!

[doxxpaw]

me and who 🥰

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Hello tumblr, I’m 1 year old

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(GASP)

t'es woke toi

toi t'es un Woke Left

tu supporte les trans et les pronoms toi

veux-tu savoir mes pronoms?

mes pronoms:

Que/Bec

Fran/Çais

Bar/Be/Cue

Go/Habs/Go

bleu pis rose.

toi c'est quoi tes pronoms, hein? vas-y. dis moi tes pronoms.

Joe/Bi/Den?

Ru/Paul?

(scoff)

j'vas prier pour toi.

Hi Jordan

[pangur-and-grim]

in my minecraft server there's a 1/5000 chance of a skeleton running across your screen at any given moment, and sometimes it really scares me

[handsplasticx]

Internet Breaker

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a true Real One

[elbiotipo]

[fgrobichiko]

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

[doxxpaw]

Tree I designed for my base on my realm #yes.

[cl0ckworkpuppet]

your trans acceptance and support must include ALL trans people. yes, even the "weird" autistic trans woman. yes, even the person who uses they/them but presents typically to the gender they're expected to be from birth. yes, even the transmasculine person who doesn't bind. yes, even the fat transfem person with a deep voice. yes, even the intersex cistrans person. yes, even the trans people with "confusing" genders.

if any single trans person makes you uncomfortable, and that discomfort is stopping you from supporting them as a trans person, your support is conditional and therefore effectively worthless. love us all or love none of us

[dogpuppy]

[iloveprozac]

[creepymutelilbugger]

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

[doxxpaw]

Did you remember to turn into an unfathomable being today

[sinb1226]

???? does this guy say anything logical? who is this guy?

[doxxpaw]

keep your homophobia on twitter.

[sinb1226]

aren’t you barlophobic?

[doxxpaw]

bitch I invented barlo . I was the first Kaan don’t even TRY

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I'm sorry for calling you a bitch @sinb1226

[handsplasticx]

You could’ve picked any name for ur spammy porn bot alias and you chose fucking Ingrid? LOL

[doxxpaw]

I wonder how this queen is doing

[doxxpaw]

I want to make kimchi

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I mean i guess nothings stopping me like

[doxxpaw]

there was bbq sauce in the verbena

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I miss her.

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Should I start reviewing arugula

[doxxpaw]

I like how my bio on here says "home of the almost-daily lettuce review" meanwhile I havent reviewed a lettuce in almost 4 years

[kushblazer666]

[charl0ttan]

[utopians]

Witnessed a Helluva Boss-themed male terf blog earlier today. Kind of becomes transcendental thru how conceptually bad it is

[utopians]

It's gotta be a tragic and solitary life right. Like all the other evil fascist gays are ketamine clubber types. And all the other helluva boss fans are online nonbinary teenagers. And you hate nonbinary people so badly but you just can't relinquish your love of the Vivziepop Cinematic Universe. You love it too much. So you just have to wander the world like that one whale that sang a song that no other whale could understand so it could never find a mate. I feel like I can see this guy's life playing out really clearly in my mind's eye. Confessions Of A Helluva Boss Loving Male Terf. Everyone take a moment to thank god you're not him

[doxxpaw]

The concept of being a male terf