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"Wei WuXian pondered, 'Does he like it, or is he scared of it? Or is it both at the same time?"
Wang Yibo & Xiao Zhan watching the performance of “Wuji” at Tencent Awards 2019 *crying in the club*
this is still the most painful parallel in the whole story, what the fuck
THE UNTAMED SPECIAL EDITION HAD THEM STARING AT EACH OTHER FOR ONE MINUTE STRAIGHT, I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD CRY OR LAUGH OR LAUGH UNTIL I CRY
“The feeling of walking on a single plank bridge till it’s dark… isn’t so bad after all.”
THE UNTAMED SPECIAL EDITION HAD THEM STARING AT EACH OTHER FOR ONE MINUTE STRAIGHT, I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD CRY OR LAUGH OR LAUGH UNTIL I CRY
You thought Rocket would leave without it?!
cw shows are like, this is a powerful and ancient god and one of the most powerful beings in the universe
CW PRESENTS: THE GREEK PANTHEON
ZUES:
HADES:
POSEIDON:
ARIES:
If you’re going to have supernatural creatures in your show PLEASE make them look cool. I’m sick of every show following the Supernatural tradition of presenting all magical creatures as some dude named Jeff.
u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach
those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years:
it’s fun having words like “himbo” for men who are idiots and “thembo” for non-binary people who are idiots, but i’m really glad we don’t have a word like that for calling women idiots. that would be fucked up.
herbo
himbette
Bang Sung Joon
I aspire to read a bitch this thoroughly
YAS MUVA!!
‘bout you [2018]
From your head to your toes, You are so dazzling to me
man like. being lgbt kind of ruins time with relatives in a very specific way that cishets will never truly experience. like family time can be rough tm but theres a special brand of discomfort that lgbt people face and it’s kinda wild
It’s the specific feeling of “these people’s love is entirely conditional, and I know exactly what the conditions are, and one day I’m gonna have to bite the bullet and come out and none of these people will love me anymore”. It’s not a feeling cishet ppl experience for obvious reasons.
Even with family that Accepts You tm, theres always this level of “I can only talk about being gay so much before it gets Uncomfortable. I cant actually talk about dating bc someone will look like they ate a raw lemon whole eventually until I’m told I’m oversharing and then conversation will turn to Perfect Cousin with her Perfect Husband and When Are We Going To See Babies? Are they trying? How often? And just….its annoying that it still has to be Rough tm when u do come out and for the most part ur still loved an accepted, but u cant actually talk about it too much, even in the sense of Finding Someone or Boo Evil Politics bc ppl will STILL get visibly uncomfortable
Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars
guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)
Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’
Fire burn and cowboy bootin’
Eye of newt and spicy beans,
Toe of frog and denim jeans,
Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle
tossed into my iron griddle
With the tannin’ of our hides,
Somethin’ wicked this way rides
Not that anyone asked for this but
everyone asked for it they just didn’t know they did
I discovered a nice little coffee shop near my apartment, and instead of thinking “this is very convenient,” my first thought was my life’s coffee shop au is about to begin
Update: I was at the aforementioned coffee shop and this guy sat down next to me near the window. A pretty barista came over with his drink, and she said to him: “This isn’t right. You’re supposed to sit at the counter! You’re supposed to tell me stories!” And the guy laughed, and they both looked at the counter (where all the spots were taken) and he was like, “We could kick someone out.” And she was like, “I would do that! Which one?” And they joked around a bit more, and then she went back to the behind the counter, and as soon as someone vacated their spot he moved all his stuff over to the counter, and I realized, this is not my coffee shop au. I am in their coffee shop au.
Breaking news:
Girls actually love nice guys, it’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are.
I find this really hard to believe, as every time I’m interested in a girl she ends up with an asshole and I end up friendzoned or worse.
Imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact…
Wow