I wanna shave my head cause fuzz
But if I do that how will anyone pull my hair?
But also no one ever does so maybe I’ll just do it

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@doyourlocaldemon3
I wanna shave my head cause fuzz
But if I do that how will anyone pull my hair?
But also no one ever does so maybe I’ll just do it
I LEFT MY
FUCKING
DILDO IN THE SHOWER AND MY SISTER SAW IT KILL ME
I'm getting a thing and I'm so excited for it and it's going to be super fun and I'm going to love it and I can't wait!!!!!!!!
Me: well you'd think with how much you vape-
Coworker: WELL AVES YOUD THINK WITH HOW MUCH
DICK YOU SUCK
Me:
Mood: Playful wrestling with your sub that turns into you pinning them down face first and fingering them while they whimper and squirm in pleasure.
person: you can’t fuck a monster, monsters are supposed to be scary, they’ll kill you
me:
Just so everyone is aware, I changed my url.
Whatever the fuck it was before, idk it was super long ---> doyourlocaldemon3
Full gay offense I need get tied up and pounded by a girl
I drew a very happy penis
“let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase
please….. I’m growing weary………. please post extremely sexy robots
nevermind post cancelled
How come Facebook will let me set my gender as “Baja Blast” but not my political views as “Ronald Reagan’s grave is a gender neutral bathroom”?
Text me, Fuckerberg. I know you have my number. This isn’t fair
God fucking bless whoever took the time to make a “Ronald Reagan’s grave is a gender neutral bathroom” Facebook page so that we can successfully set this as our political views now. You’re a hero and an icon.
A Note to Minors:
I see a lot on tumblr lately regarding the defense of underage participants in a certain community, as well as the underage participants expressing anger that they are not welcome on NSFW blogs. As a NSFW blogger, as well as someone who has come to know various sex laws due to their career, I thought I would clarify some things:
1. It doesn’t matter what the age of consent in your state is. Age of consent refers to the age that you are able to consent to sexual activity only.
2. Even if you are able to consent at age 16 or 17, by law you are still a minor. Pornography cannot be sold or viewed by minors.
3. If you are under 18 and you post explicit photos of yourself, you can be charged with creating and circulating child pornography, as the images contain a minor.
4. It is normal to have interests in sex and kink, regardless of age. There are safe spaces on the internet to seek these out and ask questions regarding your interests. Spaces where you can communicate with other teens, that are well moderated and do not allow adults to freely graze and prey. Scarleteen.com is probably the greatest example.
5. As a minor, showing purposeful disregard for another blogger or a website’s request that no minors be present on the site (and for some explicit material, 21 is the age for legal viewership) puts the owner of that blog and/or website at risk. No one wants to see awesome sex bloggers get shut down or sex friendly spaces on the internet get hit for having underage members. Think about more than just yourselves.
If you’re under 18, unfollow me. Don’t argue, don’t flame me, just unfollow. I’ll be the first person to high five you when you turn 18 and we can reminisce about how much it sucked to wait. Until then, peace out.
You know, even on nights when I'm in a mood for degredation and humiliation type stuff...
…the whole “where she/he/they belong” thing just doesn’t do it for me. Like, nevermind the fact it is almost always “she” in that statement…the idea of someone being degraded or humiliated or used by me because that’s where they “belong” just isn’t super-hot.
Someone being degraded or humiliated or used by me because that’s what they’ve chosen? That is motherfucking hot.
Honestly, sometimes if that’s what I’m in the mood for I find the hottest thing can be to reinforce the element of choice there -
“Does this make you feel dirty?”
“Yes.”
“Does it make you feel used?”
“Yes.”
“Do you like it?
”…Yes. No. Maybe.“
“You know you can say no at any time, right? That you can tell me to stop and it’ll all be over the moment you do?”
“Yes.”
“Do you want me to stop treating you like a dirty little fucktoy and using and degrading you like this?”
“…No.”
“Then what does that make you?”
I mean, yes, consent isn’t just sexy, it is fucking mandatory…But it can also be sexy, especially in those types of scenes. It is sort of in with all the various kinds of “use your words” type hotness I like…
@dragonwithabeanie
I probably wouldn’t be that great at training a sub because whenever I see a really cute, sweet-hearted, subby dude, I just wanna pet his hair and kiss his face all over and tell him what a good boy he is over and over
This is not a wrong way to Domme.
Seriously. Being dominant does not mean being harsh. You can be a top who constantly praises and pampers and rewards your pet for good behavior, and you’re still being Dominant.
Spread the word.
!!!!!!! Exactly!!!!!!
Reblog if you want to be dominated by head pets and kisses :3
LGBTQ Pals
It’s that fantastic time of year where everyone assumes that their friends are going home for the holidays and are loved and welcomed with open arms, but I know alot of families exclude their openly LGBTQ members… so!
If you are an outcast and are unable to go home for Christmas because your family does not accept you for who you are, it’s cool, I’m volunteering as your family now.
Your dad a dick and always comments on the gender of your partner? Fuck him, I’m your dad now, and I’m so proud of you, sport.
Your aunt refuses to call you by your preferred name or use your preferred pronouns? She can eat a sock, I’m your new pot smoking gay aunt and I voted for Bernie.
Your mom always mention how hard your “choices” on how you live your life have been on her and it feels like she has lost a child? Don’t worry about her, I’m your mom now and I will give you the biggest hug you’ve ever experienced into my bossom.
And you should know I’m proud of you for living your life as your true self, no matter what anyone else things. I love you and you are amazing for everything you are!