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smiley/lamby he/him [about]

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

[tall]

[slimemode]

back on the path of the wolf

[brucespringsteencomments]

[dogpuppy]

From a long lost Vic Berger edit that can only be found on Facebook

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[ate-a-chili]

Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[pinniposting]

me when the pipe fairies are speaking to me

via

[badassdemonsword]

[rnismatch]

will you let me go to heaven

[casawio]

who up in a kafka-esque rut sleep deprived, casually malnourished, socially awkward, painfully self-conscious, struggling financially, lacking community, altogether anhedonic

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[guineapigposting]

can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand

[stupidestasshole]

my plug is barts simpson he gets me that good shit i dont even care if hes yellow and weird

[moleshow]

[april132009]

compliations of additions i enjoyed