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smiley/lamby he/him [about]

[dogpuppy]

From a long lost Vic Berger edit that can only be found on Facebook

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[ate-a-chili]

Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[pinniposting]

me when the pipe fairies are speaking to me

via

[badassdemonsword]

[rnismatch]

will you let me go to heaven

[casawio]

who up in a kafka-esque rut sleep deprived, casually malnourished, socially awkward, painfully self-conscious, struggling financially, lacking community, altogether anhedonic

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[guineapigposting]

can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand

[stupidestasshole]

my plug is barts simpson he gets me that good shit i dont even care if hes yellow and weird

[moleshow]

[april132009]

compliations of additions i enjoyed

[dogpuppy]

[lonestatus]

seals should be able to levitate and hover around at whatever height they want it's not fair that they have to scoot whenever they're out of the water

[charl0ttan]

[pinnipediatherealpennipedia]

Grumpy honking sausages

[slushyseals]

TIL if a seal is laying on their side does the seal insult gesture (side slap) it becomes a very human insult gesture. I really love how you can hear the irritation and (equivalent) tone of voice in the left one's slap. You can totally hear the "#$%^ off!" at the :03 mark.

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

[heliumgenius]

She's angy