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ho11irx

A little hook I just made

Every time I bring myself

To believe your someone else

It gets hard to see, the truth in everything.

Every time I see the light,

Renews a sense of life

A feeling I haven't had, in many year before.

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

Correction. I suck at making jokes.

whitelaws

pipamir

mysteryofalba-deactivated201412

Once upon a time, there were two girls in a coffee shop...

And Hajabeg(x) tweeted us their story:

Honestly, the best ever.

slightlyoddbutcharming

This is what happens when Fangirls get out in public lol

minjunqie

wtf

indolullaby

acceptanceineveryshade

I’m going to die.

mangalho

A++++

abksol-deactivated20160626

LITERALLY HOW TO MAKE GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL

prince-of-panties-deactivated20

did the priest’s head just explode.

r4yquaza

dpatricio-blog

Atta boy son. Atta boy.

b-random

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

camf825

nudityandnerdery

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

carboncodeddreams

jackstorm-deactivated20150630

YOLO

Last night....

Was good overall but I really need to stop such an asshole when I'm drunk and irrational......especially with my 21st birthday coming up in like 9 days.