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The one true purpose of this blog is to stop harassing my mutuals with my undying obsession (you see what I did there 😏😌)

[reoricecake]

Kon is a simp.

Kon and Tim are not dating. They’re best friends, and they have been for years. Kon is fine with it. Until he’s not.

See, usually, Kon is happy to do whatever his Robin says to do. He would literally drop anything for him. He doesn’t realise it’s anything other than platonic.

It goes like this—

Tim: *absentmindedly* Hey, Kon.

Kon: *smiles like he got gifted the sun* Hey, Rob. Do you need help with anything?

Tim: Hmm? Not really, after the case I just need to wash my uniform from that—

Kon: *speed cleans his uniform*

Kon: *holds it up for Tim* Here you go!

Tim: *his zesti halfway up to his mouth* Uh, thanks. You’re a lifesaver, Kon.

Kon: *smiles again*

Cassie: *watching this whole thing, pulls aside Kon*

Kon: Cassie? What’s up?

Cassie: Has anyone told you what a simp is, Kon?

Kon: Uh, yes? Why?

Cassie: Well, you, my friend, are a simp.

Kon:

Kon: For who?

Cassie: Tim, you idiot!

Kon: Haha, nice joke, Cassie. I’m no simp.

Cassie: What the fuck? Did you not see yourself just now?

After Kon walks away from their conversation, it gets him thinking. He thinks of all the times he did something for Tim, and he thinks of all the times he’s felt woozy after Tim smiled at him.

Slowly, he admits he is a simp.

This changes nothing.

Now that he knows he likes Tim romantically, he tries even harder. Tim obviously notices the difference, but doesn’t say anything.

Kon does everything for Tim now. Not fighting and all that, but little tasks, like getting some paper, gifting him some food, anything really.

And since Tim doesn’t say anything about it, Kon subconsciously thinks Tim likes him back, or Tim likes the things Kon is doing for him.

Tim brings Kon somewhere private for a conversation.

Kon: Hey Rob, what’s up?

Tim: *sort of serious* Kon, what’s been up with you lately?

Kon: *thinking Tim found out about his crush* Wh-What are you talking about?

Tim: I just think you really buttered me enough. Tell me already!

Kon: *confused* tell you what?

Tim: What you want from me! You’ve been doing favours for me, to tell me what you want.

Kon: I- that is not it at all.

Tim: *eyebrows furrowed* Then what? Is it someone controlling you? Or someone trying to force you to do something?

Kon: No! It’s none of that. I thought you would figure it out by now, Rob.

Tim: Uh, I don’t know anymore.

Kon: I have a crush on you, Rob!

Tim: Oh.

In the end, they are both idiots.

[moonchild-nissa]

Visiting the boyfriend

[spicy-apple-pie]

CUTIES

[teapotofbees]

Such cuties

[mockingwing]

danny phantom is really great because everyone is so painfully heteronormative that it loops around to everyone being queer.

yea danny im sure that you just so happen to have a crush on the prettiest girl in the whole school who you never really seem to like as a person when you interact with her. im sure you werent just asked "who do you have a crush on?" and answered with the safest most sensible answer you could give and decided to roll with it because normal teenage boys have crushes on pretty girls.

yea sam i see you being confused and uncertain about whether or not you have feelings for danny. and i see how uncomfortable both you and danny get when people assume that youre dating. but its only natural, right? he's a boy and youre a girl and youre best friends so you must end up together because that is what is Supposed To Happen. when tucker asks "do you ever want to date danny?" your answer is "maybe, i dont know" because you like him and he's funny and nice and you are a girl and he is a boy so maybe you are supposed to want to date him.

yea tucker i see you chasing after every single girl that is alive. because a normal boy is supposed to want to have a girlfriend, right? it doesnt matter who she is or what she acts like as long as you are able to achieve the normal boy goal of having a girlfriend that is all that matters. youre totally not compensating for something by having a crush on every woman ever.

whole house aromantic. or comphet. or just queer. whole house is queer.

[frownyalfred]

“Dick and Bruce pretend not to know each other in the JL” but it’s *Batman* who gets injured and the founders won’t let new kid Nightwing in to see broken-cowl, potentially-identity-compromising Bruce in the med bay

assdhghldhgg

Clark standing guard at the medbay door: “we can’t let you in. his secret identity could be—”

Dick: “Bruce Wayne.”

Clark: “—what?”

Dick: “Bruce Wayne. Now let me in.”

[bidulgie]

In celebration of the 🫪 emoji coming to apple ios lmao

[dictearchive]

[zan-miya]

bruce finding out that jason is still a crybaby 🥹 jason act tough but if you push him a bit more in a personal arguments he'd start spilling fat tears down his cheeks and now you have an armful of sad boy in your arms. bruce forgot this fact every single time they fight.

happy father's day to bruce who needs to navigate through the many many emotions of his kids 😭 this is what you get for adopting a gaggle of children

[eunisyn]

"All this for lil ol' me?"

[asunderstrike]

(Vomits random Danny Phantom art before scampering off back into the hiatus abyss)

[menacingangel]

He’s still a cat.

[lexicrunch]

some old dani art I did a month of two agooo

[villainwithacrush]

[gingertea116]

Missing his ex

[papayafromtv]

first time the batfamily get to hear Jason’s genuine uncontrollable laughter post his identity reveal as Red Hood is six months in, two weeks after he finally agrees to patrol with them on a semi-regular basis. post-patrol Jason has to come back to the cave for a debrief and as they’re all cleaning their gear, Damian and Jason start casually chatting about the differences between the LoA and Gotham.

“I prefer here because the training facilities in the cave are much smaller,” they hear Damian tell him. “At the compound we had acres of land dedicated to each trainable craft; not to mention the inner halls under the mountain.”

“I mean at least growing up there gave you diverse surroundings?” Jason points out. Damian looks up from his katana with narrowed eyes, squinting over at him.

“Diverse? Jason the only diverse thing about my childhood was you; you were the only white man for fucking miles. For two years straight I thought you were an albino like Uncle Dusan until mother pulled me aside and told me I had to stop acting like you being American was a birth defect.”

Jason laughs so hard he accidentally shoots the gun he’s cleaning and shatters the screen of the batcomputer while Tim’s halfway through a report, which then makes him laugh even harder. Bruce can’t even be mad about the damage, he’s just so happy he gets to hear his son happy again.

[sakuravalenp]

Danny is red hood - DP X DC short prompt

Not really, but everyone is convinced he is. He arrived at crime alley around the same time the red hood appeared, he's strong, gets along with the night girls, often gets involved in fights to protect others, and is completely unbothered by death. What really sell it was when someone finally saw him shoot a gun, the guy has a terrific aim.

Sure, no one has seen him take a life, but that's what the vigilantes shit is for, right? So everyone knows this young man is Red Hood, but that's okay, crime alley is good keeping secrets from outsiders.

Danny has no idea everyone thinks this, and is unsure why he has so many hit man's behind his head. He can't even blame this on his ghost side, this men only use human weapons! This is his Fenton luck again, isn't it?

Jason is really interested in meeting who is apparently his civilian ID. Also, kind of worrying to have a civilian carrying his name, seems like a quick way to get the guy kill. Then again, the guy seems to have survived pretty well so far.

[fathergreg]

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[sakuravalenp]

Danny is red hood - DP X DC short prompt

Not really, but everyone is convinced he is. He arrived at crime alley around the same time the red hood appeared, he's strong, gets along with the night girls, often gets involved in fights to protect others, and is completely unbothered by death. What really sell it was when someone finally saw him shoot a gun, the guy has a terrific aim.

Sure, no one has seen him take a life, but that's what the vigilantes shit is for, right? So everyone knows this young man is Red Hood, but that's okay, crime alley is good keeping secrets from outsiders.

Danny has no idea everyone thinks this, and is unsure why he has so many hit man's behind his head. He can't even blame this on his ghost side, this men only use human weapons! This is his Fenton luck again, isn't it?

Jason is really interested in meeting who is apparently his civilian ID. Also, kind of worrying to have a civilian carrying his name, seems like a quick way to get the guy kill. Then again, the guy seems to have survived pretty well so far.

[nikki-pondtheauthor]

tentative title: No I'm not Red Hood

The first advice Danny was given when he'd moved to Crime Alley was always carry a weapon with you.

Fair enough.

Knowing the crime rate there (honestly, the name itself was a warning enough), so he decided to take a blaster disguised to look like a real gun. Sure, he could have taken a knife (but he didn't really feel comfortable with sharp objects after everything), and maybe the better option was using his powers. If it were any other city, that would be his go-to. But Gotham has Batman, and Batman was known for hating metas for some reason. Which sucked ass because seriously—since when was the Bat guy discriminatory after promoting Meta-Protection Acts? What a hypocrite—and so Danny didn't really want to test his luck revealing his powers against a paranoid Bat.

Besides, he didn't have anywhere else to go.

Which left him with his current plan.

So he resigned himself with that as his last option, hoping his C minus (more like a mediocre) hand-to-hand combat would be enough if things got ugly. He'd figured if he started pointing a gun at criminals, they'd leave him alone, not realizing it was a bluff.

When he caught sight of a mugger pointing a gun at an old lady, Danny knew the smart thing to do was walk away.

Unfortunately, Danny was not particularly good at making smart decisions, and he's never been able to walk away when people need help right in front of him. So he marched down the alley and pulled out his gun, aiming it squarely right at the mugger's head.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," he said seriously, his grip steady after years of his parents teaching him since he was six.

Please don't make me use this, he thought.

For a second, he thought the man would ignore him as the guy's eyes glance at his direction with a beginnings of a snarl.

Then he seemed to froze at the sight of him, eyes traveling up and down at him, which Danny wouldn't admit but made him uncomfortable because yes,he had a late growth spurt so he's pretty huge, almost like his Dad's size now.

Speaking of which, the mugger seemed taken aback, face paling. "Fuck. Shit man," And to Danny's surprise, the mugger quickly threw the gun down, surrendering. "I didn't mean to do it, sir."

Danny stared, almost flabbergasted at how easy this was. And seriously, sir?

"—I'm sorry," the mugger continued to babble in apologies, fear in his eyes. "I swear, I didn't know. Please don't shoot me."

Thank Ancients that Danny didn't have to. Inwardly, he sighed in relief. At least no one was getting hurt tonight. So he nodded at the end of the alley. "Then run along.

And the guy nodded frantically, "Sure, sure. I won't do that again. Promise."

"Don't let me catch you."

"N-never again," he quickly agreed, still absolutely terrified. Weird.

Still, he's not really interested at the man's apologies now that it's over. "Then scram!" He jerked his head toward the street, still keeping his gun pointed.

The mugger practically booked it.

Once the guy finally disappeared around the corner after stumbling, his eyes turned back to the civilian, gun lowered. "Are you alright?"

The old lady looked at him with visible relief on her face. "Thank you, young man."

Danny smiled. "You're welcome. Happy to help."

She patted his arm, "Such a nice young man. Keep up the good work. You don't know how much we appreciate you for looking after us."

He smiled almost politely at her exaggeration. Looking after them? It was just a handful of muggings and break-ins since moving here. That's not worth making a fuss now. Still, he knows better than to say that in her face.

"Glad that I could help."

The old lady's face seemed to brighten at his words, her expression more warmth. "Because of you, Crime Alley has never been more safe than ever."

Danny almost blushed at her words. Now she's being too generous.

After making sure she got home safely, he wished her a good day and just headed his way.

Looking back, Danny should have been suspicious at that particular moment.

It seemed whenever he caught a crime happening, the criminals seemed to just easily…give up.

In hindsight, that should have been his first clue that something was wrong. But Danny had figured that his height was just intimidating enough to make criminals think twice. It made perfect sense in his head.

He should have known better.

[koviakore]

DP x DC

Danny gets invited to join the Justice League. He’s a bit skeptical because it’s he’s pretty new to this universe and hasn’t had the chance to scope out the heroes yet. Eventually, they settle on letting him meet the team and join in on a couple meetings to get an idea of their morals and values. However, as soon as he arrives at the Watchtower, he zeros in on their resident demigod.

Danny: Soooo… does this universe not have child labor laws?

Batman: Excuse me?

Wonder Woman: I can assure you that we do not permit children on our team.

Danny: I am looking at a child right now. That, right there, is a child.

Captain Marvel: Uh you must be mistaken, Mr. Phantom, Danny, Sir. I am very much an adult.

Danny: …That kid hasn’t even hit puberty yet.

Flash: What? No we’ve have records of Captain Marvel going back centuries.

Captain Marvel: Exactly!

Batman: *Staring suspiciously* Hmmm

Danny: *Squints his eyes* No his magic is ancient, but he’s practically a toddler

Captain Marvel: A toddler?! I’m 10 and a half!

The rest of the League: …

Captain Marvel: I uh… I mean i’ve been around for hundreds of years

Batman: Marvel.

Captain Marvel: Damnit…