dragon quest heritage posts @dqheritageposts - Tumblr Blog

i know reblogging modern posts is technically against heritage post blog rules but every single post i reblog is a heritage post in spirit. in my heart.

questersrest

yo i am playing dq2 hd-2d i just found a scroll that teaches puff-puff.

midenhall and moonbrooke can use it?

why can midenhall learn puff-puff?

zombiesama

Midenhall tiddies confirmed!

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slumpseal

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sillayangel

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#forgive me if ive posted this one before #i think i checked p thoroughly but #it’s a good post

prokopetz

I love it when JRPGs include a completely nonthreatening enemy that runs away from everything, yet is worth a fuckton of XP if you manage to kill it, because it raises several very entertaining questions about what XP is actually modelling.

boomer-buzzard

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questersrest

i've got a really really bad dragon quest meme to make, give me a few minute

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thank you for your patience

square enix rice questies, part of of a balance dragonquast

no, i don't take constructive criticism. thank you and goodbye

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update: i've added alt text. yuji horii believed in making a game anyone could beat. i would be dishonouring him if i didn't even take a moment to make my awful dragon quest memes more accessible so that more can have the displeasure of witnessing them.

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smoqueen-deactivated20251108

dragon quest

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fagrance

y'all dont even know about baby slime

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clowncoresylv

The authorities have been notified

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#no notes?#no problem #nsfw text

privaterockcollection-deactivat

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g0nzzz0

playin dragon quest ix for the first time

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thankourluckystars

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lmaonade

Pronoun quest

of course you have blue slime and pronouns

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sclimp

If I had to make a top 10 sexiest dragon quest characters list, claymore from swords would be at number one but like begrudgingly so. Like I wouldn’t like it at all but it’s an objective truth that he IN MY OPINION has the most sexiest design in the series. And I don’t mean that remotely in a good way like I had such a grudge against him when I was 9 I’d try and fast forward through all the bits when he was on screen doing himbo things in his inexplicable welsh accent and very tight pants because I thought he was scary and wanted him DEAD

sclimp

It’s like with such anger that I say this every time like I’m nearly certain I make this precise post every year but he’s designed with such, like, tenderness? I literally don’t know who this is supposed to appease, like, girls? Do girls play this game? Are there girls out there? I don’t even know why this guy makes me so mad I think it’s a wound I’m nursing from being a leetle girl having fun on my Nintendo Wii only to have my video game dad make an open sex reference in public and like just be like that. If I had a dad who was like this I literally don’t know what I’d do. He’s not even that fanservicey I don’t know why this is sticking with me so much like other dragon quest dads have been and continue to be much worse but there’s something about this guy that makes me go blind with rage

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lmaonade

me during any dragon quest battle: i’m so fucking sorry you adorable little angel. the gods have decided it is my quest to make you be dead through violence

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acepalindrome

Extremely wild to me when rich people have these bland ass boring houses because if I had an obscene amount of money my whole house would look like this: