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Oh my god I NEEDD Fitz

please give him to me I’m going to cry

#fitz kreiner #eighth doctor #eighth doctor adventures #please please please I want to hug him so bad #not in a oh I want him to feel better way #mostly for myself #actually no I do want him to feel better #but then he won’t be Fitz will he #end me please

My lord he smells like piss and blood. I need him.

#fitz kreiner #tell me who I am p’easr please pelezsr please

So proud of my darling baby girl👩‍🍼 👧 for going out into the world 🌎 and becoming supreme empress of the galaxy 🌌 (or whatever it was). She finally left home 🏡, well actually she did 5 years ago after kil..

My daughter’s🧒 making a name for herself! I love her with all my hearts!!💕 🫀🫀

#girl dads #well not a girl dad a dad whose child is a girl

My daughter went to her first real « shindig » (house-party). She should be fine I taught her to manually control the endorphins in her brain.

#healthy father daughter relationship #single parent

This DIG-DUG game for the ATARI game console is thrilling 😑🙄🧜‍♂️. Surely better than doing homework..

#worried father #actually it might be better #no no never mind that

This movie just came out. Luke Skywanker.

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WHERE ARR MY PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS. wHEre ARE. THEY.

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I’ve been on earth 70 years, and I’ve NEVER. EVER. Lost my pink bunny sslippers. They know who I am. They're «wizard».

WHERE ARR MY PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS. wHEre ARE. THEY.

#I’ll die without them

Closing your eyes is weird come to think of it. One minute you’re somewhere then when you open your eyes you’re some place completely different.

Side note, I’m on a train.

My imaginary friend left me for someone else.

I’m happy for them. No really.

#falling out #I’m fine

-Doctor what is that

-Fitz get back in the Tardis. Now. Right now. RIGHT N-

#fitz kreiner #eighth doctor #edas #pepperland #yellow submarine

Fitz how did it come to this

#what do you mean it’s all my fault #fitz kreiner #eighth doctor #yellow submarine

Sorry Fitz I genuinely have no idea where we’ve landed

#fitz kreiner #eighth doctor #the beatles #yellow submarine #pepperland

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They’ve arrested me for possession of Cocaine! Preposterous! I don’t possess cocaine, it was merely in my pocket!!

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This guy must be dumb as fuck

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I deny all accusations

Coconut mall eh ?

Actually I’ve just had an interesting chat with the umbrella (the handle is a duck, and quite angry about that). It kept closing when I was using it and it made me think… what if the sky was a big defective umbrella? But the duck asked what about the wales ? I shivered for an instant and amidst some angry yelling about being held upside down I asked myself: well what about them ? Anyways I pondered the sky being an umbrella but then I remembered the stars: well they must be holes in the umbrella ! But the odd thing is: there would be this one big hole constantly changing shape, some times a crescent, sometimes a half circle… Well then it must be the eye of the great cosmic wale! The umbrella said. However this caused me issue because it clashed with my theory concerning the great primordial ram, and after some consideration I concluded he must’ve been holding the cosmic umbrella! But the duck laughed at me and asked once again what about the whale ?? And we agreed not to talk about it anymore

However, it was Sam’s umbrella. And on one particularly rainy day on Zebos III, she came in soaked and asked: why are there holes in my umbrella ? With a certain sulk on her face, I didn’t really know why. I had actually been conducting tests, and had concluded that the holes in the great cosmic umbrella must be why it rains !

She punched me

You see, I told Sam earlier about a new theory I’ve hatched on the birth of the universe-

In the beginning there was the sky and nothing but the sky, with only one thing in the middle… The Milky Way (the gallifreian one) ! But you see out of the irruption of a male comet burst out a prodigal splash !! And from this splash was born the great father ram (out of all the possible outcomes). But at his birth, he fell in a black hole… -dammit- he said. He got up half parted, and a bifid tongue… -well ain’t zat lucky-

He named himself Paradoxe, and when he was bored, he made bubbles -it’f fo pretty !-

The one he was most proud of he named planet one and decided to flesh it out a little.. to look pretty.

-I vant it to get larzer and larzer and to fwarm and grovel and…-

… for it to grow and spark and mirror in every way even sideways so there be days and nights (variable) and seasons and half seasons…

And during all this he spit, a lot, and from each bit of spit came a sheep.

But what about the snakes you ask

For reference

#the birth of the universe #the great ram #creationism

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