- Soup Time -

mommy milkers 😩

[dr-soup]

why have i been cursed with consciousness again???? i thought i was free

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering

[thoodleoo]

grieving as an adult is so funny it's like. im sobbing my eyes out i'm laughing like a maniac im pondering the mortality of everything around me. ok glad thats out of my system because i have a dentist appointment in an hour

[glowcowboy]

at least once a day you should read a poem that slices you clean in half. and then you go to the post office or something

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

the weather is incredible today. thank you trans women

[heritageposts]

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

[cecilialisbon]

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a weed gummie

[dr-soup]

the soupy urge to listen to psycho killer by talking heads and scream the lyrics like a seagull has taken everything from me

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[erotisation]

good morning miserable women with mental problems

[lesvegas]

One of the funniest posts by a catholic on here I've ever seen

[dr-soup]

ahh yes, catholics talking about their favourite hobby

[doubleca5t]

tumblr finally getting its shit together and improving the user experience right around the time when all the other social media sites are collapsing due to greed and hubris is like the kids who got out of their small town to move to the big city finding love and settling down in their 30s just in time to watch their high school bullies get divorced

[cirquedugrotesque]

[soft-anomaly]

Just because I "long for their undivided attention" and "daydream about pinning them against a wall" doesn't mean I'm gay that's just how rivalry works.

"homoerotic undertones" my ass I just want my rival to be down to fuck

[soft-anomaly]

to FIGHT I MEANT DOWN TO FIGHT

[thesevenumbrellas]

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

[dr-soup]

i can’t believe boobs are legal again

[valtsv]

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

[amygdalae]

Oops! You just touched a bad texture! 1000 years of blood and anguish