Dr. Thornburry

Cosplay and books are my hobbies. I gotta say I'm pretty boring. But I'm always down to conversate.

[mysharona1987]

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

[theechrysalisamidst]

welp

[rashemibabe]

thats creepy

[thank-you-for-the-vampire-money]

This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

[snakebitcat]

No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

[theangrypomeranian]

GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

[sophies-sideshow-deactivated201]

Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days.  Let’s see what happens this time.

[simonalkenmayer]

Abuse begins with insecurity

[colt-kun]

My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

[alicielalone]

If anyone needs an explanation for the biggest trend of the year, this’ll do it.

[matematickcom]

😂😂👌🤣

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[shiny-charming]

This is too fucking great to not reblog

[wishem]

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

[keithislactoseintolerant-deacti]

🤣🤣

[urhella-gaychloe]

LMAOOOOOO

[fernacular]

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

[fernacular]

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

[im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac]

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

[rjalker]

Me trying to explain to someone that doesn’t have Visual Snow about the static that covers everything I see.

Here’s a gif to demonstrate.

Imagine that, overlayed over your entire field of vision. Even when your eyes are closed. (especially when your eyes are closed.)

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

*looks up from computer* now wait just one minute

[rjalker]

This is a real thing that exists, not intrusive thought. This is the reason I have glasses. I was a little kid, thought it was normal, tried to point them out to my mom, and she freaked out and brought me to an eye doctor. Where we found out I have shit eyesight. And also apparently where she learned what visual snow was.

But. She deicded. Not. To tell me.

(Like she’s also decided not to tell me or my twin that we’re autistic)

So it literally took me more than a decade to find a word for this.

Which is why I made this post.

She mentioned casually last year to her boyfriend that she learned I had visual snow when I was little and I’m jyst sitting there, having already painstakingly figured all of this out on my own like, “and you didn’t think that was worth explaining to me even when I brought it to your atfention?????”

So ueah.

It’s a thing. If you see staticy moving dots everywhere even with your eyes closed, you’ve got Visual Snow.

[teaboot]

I HAVE THIS!!~~ I tried asking my teacher in grade 2 what they were, and she just told me to drink water. Never went away. Wasn’t even studied until like 2013 or something. Sorta fun, mostly irritating!

[coyotesmokebreak]

i have this too! no one explained it to me i just found out from a fuckinf sixpenceee post like a fool.

i just thought EVERYONE had static and floaters in their vision. and that afterimages were that bad for everyone.

like even if im not looking into a bright light or my eyes pass over something slightly bright i get afterimages that can be blinding. when i close my eyes i always have after images of anything reflecting even a little light. i didnt realize that was part of visual snow until last year 

[coyotesmokebreak]

here’s some more symptoms for anyone curious if they have this:

(illustration by Emily Roberts)

[spadedigsbutts]

Wait…NOT EVERYONE HAS THIS??

[brontozaurus]

I’ve had this THE WHOLE TIME and I thought it was just that I used the computer too much???

[stupidpetface]

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[astudyingreer]

“Hey”

“Hey”

[pixiis-blog]

“Hey Dork.”

“I am not a dork.”

“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”

[paradox-thekid]

“Whats up buttholes”

“Shut up Loser”

[viostormcaller]

“Hey maaaan”

“Hey maaaaan”

Or

“Hey stoop-stoops”

“No”

[anticoffeebeans]

“Who are you?”

[soopticboop]

“Hey shithead”

“Hey dickface”

“Whaddup slut”

[aamitmorthos]

*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*

[dragonpyre]

“Hey nerd” “What do you want”

[avatarpotato]

“Sup bitch”

“Fuck off”

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*

“what”

“what do you want for dinner”

[patient-positivity-deactivated2]

That last one!!!

[mori-sempai]

(Steps into the room and stares at them until they notice you and stare back)

“What”

(Leaves the room without saying anything)

[annoyinger]

“Hey penis”

“THAT’S NOT MY NAME AND YOU KNOW IT”

[halohwow]

“what’s up shithead?”

“disappointing our mother, why?”

[marvel-x-deactivated20200121]

also consider the flaw in lack of physical contact. And I don’t mean hugs. More like–

“Come to the store with me.”

“No I don’t want to go.” (Walks off)

(Fucking drops to the ground & grabs the other’s legs to keep them from leaving & gets dragged across the floor)

[coughbutton]

“You’re a bitch”

“That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me. Fuck you”

[optimisticpharmacist]

*walks into room, T-poses* “what’s poppin Jimbo?”

“No”

[sandflakedraws]

commission - marquise-de-pounce

[catsbeaversandducks]

DRAMA CHONKER

Photos by Tang Chang

[mamakay93-deactivated20190129]

Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

[teratomarty]

Important information! Insurance coverage decisions are made by medically ignorant bean-counters. Until we can dismantle the whole shitty system, know how to scare them into submission.

[nerdgasrnz]

This is like that procedure Mr. Incredible told that old lady

[cniska]

Imagine a d&d game but everyone talks like golf announcers and you all just soft clap when someone rolls a 20

[bajablast666]

“great swing from the barbarian, absolutely beautiful”

[catchymemes]

“My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do”

[valeria2067]

Theologians: Animals can’t sin, because they cannot comprehend right vs. wrong in a meaningful way.

Me, a Cat Owner: Yeah, Bullshit.

[highlandvalley]

[transfemmbeatrice]

do you think vampires and werewolves are an exclusively human phenomenon or are there dwarfish werewolves and elvish vamps and shit??

[betazeds]

would you fucking go to bed

[transfemmbeatrice]

*griffin voice* come plaaaaaay with me in this spaaaace

centaurs but the human part is a dragonborn

mermaids but the human part is an orc

[transfemmbeatrice]

HOBBIT ZOMBIES

[betazeds]

i’m coming to your house and turning off your wifi

[transfemmbeatrice]

it’s a new month I have data for days bitch

[cianm1301]

[scienceampersandfantasy]

[neurodivergent-crow]

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY TREES ARE COOL

[fuckyeahyoga]

[jaxblade]

Awesome 👏🏽

[paleosteno-deactivated20191020]

I need to start doing this because I sit in a chair so much of the day. Need to start doing this in the morning and like, go for a walk or something.

[catchymemes]

That’s a deep… dock.

by Penzilla

Tumblr: @pennypenzilla

[hostess-withthe-mostest]

woah this is actually super super cool. I love that Simpsons fish

[lubricates]

i love the ending