Such Drache. Very Wow

[memewhore]

[halobats]

this has reduced me to tears

[yesornopolls]

do you think you could take a vampire?

Do you think you could take a vampire?

Yes

No

Voting ended onDec 27, 2024

[hiimcanadia]

In a fight?

Yes

No

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

[avatarskorra]

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

[tonraq]

[doubleca5t]

Happy 10 year anniversary to the Markorra bottles, never popped

[boytransmission]

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

[freekymonstr]

This is how that scene went right

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[thebibliosphere]

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

[theriverbeyond]

how does hard drive never fucking miss

[otterlycurly]

When your genocidal warmongering colonialist imperialistic buff butch milf wolf mom wants you to join your home country’s military industrial complex but you’re too busy being artdeco steampunk fenty beauty mogul diplomat goddess with a buff latino-adjacent boytoy who has a situationship with a sad eastern European 90’s heroine-chic machine herald Czech hunter twink boyfriend

[willgrahamscock]

YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas

[willgrahamscock]

#you started blogging when I was 2

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[arianiziolek]

I drew this whole comic just to do a wheezing lizard #Durge #DarkUrge #Minthara #BaldursGate3

also here is my brand new Patreon, feel free to support me if you want! https://patreon.com/arianiziolek

I plan to put a lot of my WIPs, sketches, and ideas, as well as bonus and NSFW artworks in there. Highly recommended!

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[cpericardium]

[themainspoon]

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

[bionicboxes]

ARTIST CREDITS:

samusduran (Sadako with parachute)

tabakko (Sadako with two axes)

ethan8bit (Sadako minecraft water bucket)

KinoZukna (Sadako falling with the TV)

zerusant (Sadako with firefighters)

ELM054247878 (Sadako on diving board)

AnotherYojimbo (Sadako with gun)

the27poker (Sadako holding a ladder)

TheChuchuluku (Sadako in a well bucket)

kyruolic (Sadako family guy death pose)

dorkdragoon (GIF of Sadako hanging onto the TV)

and adding my personal favorite (created by liminalnua)

[butterflyfemmme-deactivated2025]

god didn’t give me a dick because I’d get hard at warm paper that’s just come out of the printer and everyone would make fun of me

[lizardbros-deactivated20190210]

[diggly]

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[maykitz]

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