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New blog intro

Hey dudes, I’m redoing my intro since a few things have changed since my last one and I don’t feel like editing it. I hope this one is enlightening, or whatever it is you’re supposed to feel after reading one. I hope it’s that.

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DISCLAIMER: I am anti-censorship, in other words, a proshipper (god I hate that term). If that makes you uncomfortable, don't @, just block. But I'm open to answering any (respectful) questions.

As much as I’d love to, I never remember to tag suggestive content or other commonly triggering/uncomfortable topics, so this blog is probably not safe for you if that’s something you need.

And if you’re under 18, interact at your own risk, and please for the love of everything stop casually mentioning your age.

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Name: Beetle

Pronouns: he/him

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Basic Personality Stuff:

Does anyone really care about this section??? Like do y'all genuinely pick friends based off their zodiac signs and stuff???

Whatever. I try to be kind, but mistakes can happen :]

I love to write and draw and make little dragon sculptures. Also bookbinding, as of late. Anything creative is my jam!

I’m a casual gamer and despite playing Minecraft for years, I’ve never gotten close to the Ender Dragon fight.

I’m also INFJ and a Capricorn, if that means anything to you. It doesn’t mean much to me, so…

Hobbies, interests, and fandoms are under the “read more”.

#beetle’s blog #beetle.txt #intro post #blog intro #pinned intro #introduction #introductory post #blog info

elliegoose

the idea that women are "more allowed" to express emotions than men under patriarchy honestly seems like a lie that serves patriarchy itself.

women are constantly pressured to dissociate from the way our circumstances negatively impact us, and we are straight up not permitted more emotional expression in any meaningful way that is received well in patriarchal relations. in reality, we are marked as "more emotional" and therefore taken less seriously than men.

nobody under patriarchy is allowed a healthy and full expression of their emotions, but framing emotional expression as an advantage that women have is bizarre.

#yep #everyone's emotions are policed in different ways #patriarchy #fuck the patriarchy

flotorshi

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

sinningsleepingandshitposting

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

impuretale

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It.

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog.

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Hang on what was number five?

teamvoorhees

@libertarirynn #5 was -

lastcupofsorrow-deactivated2024

THATS A DOG?

krystal-prisms

This is one of the least dogs I’ve ever seen

snissel7

I would like to apologize to #5 for laughing

lakesbian

ive just seen the american psycho characters drawn as my little ponies and honestly i dont think patrick should have been given that cd as his cutie mark. i think you're doing it wrong if you're not making him a perpetual blank flank

lakesbian

look if you're gonna draw characters as my little ponies you have to remember that the cutie mark can't just be any old imagery you associate with them. it has to be Representative. it's their Unique Characteristic. to quote the pony wiki page i just googled, "Twilight and Applejack point out in Call of the Cutie how lacking a mark means that ponies still get to experience 'the thrill of discovering who they are and what they're meant to be'." there's narrative shit going on here there's Themes. and patrick bateman is NOT unique. he has NOT discovered who he is or what he's meant to be. the end monologue of the book is literally about how he has absolutely nothing going for him in this regard & is simply a vacant, hollow person merely vacuously gesturing at the idea of having depth. and when he rants about music, that's what he's doing there, too. his lyrical analysis is shallow/vaguely inaccurate summaries at best and completely warped at worst. everything he has to say about music--and in general--is intensely fixated on commodities and on appearing normal and intelligent while being entirely devoid of any intelligent or individual thought. so no, his cutie mark is not music. mr "missing that hip to be square is about making fun of conformist squares & proudly proclaiming that its actually about how fucking Awesome it is to be conformist and consumerist" does NOT have a fucking cd cutie mark. He's a blank flank. He has no unique identity. There is no future for him. There is no self identity. He's a fucking blank flank. okay? sorry i got a little passionate about this. there is no exit and he has no cutie mark

lakesbian

@epeboch see, I agree, but also, being a blank flank is against the social norm, so I imagine he has a fake one that he wears.

ok now this is important intellectual discussion about the subject. i agree i was personally imagining him like. always having it covered with pants or something. but he would have a fake cutie mark. he would totally get a fake cutie mark tattooed or something in my little american psycho world. in fanart however if this cannot be briefly conveyed then i think for the sake of clarity with regards to his character it needs to be blank. just so its clear he doesnt have one

letourswordsdecide

After the first time he chops somepony up with an axe he stands there, feeling nothing, no catharsis, but he still can't stop himself from turning to look at his reflection.

It's still blank. He looks at the axe as though it is the thing that has betrayed him.

marxism-transgenderism

Hi speaking of medical literacy for trans people, transfems pls check out the website Transfeminine Science, especially their introductory article on feminizing HRT

marxism-transgenderism

Non-transfems can reblog this as well btw

intothepast9

call your congresspeople; trump is threatening genocide of Iran tonight and possibly nuclear war

Below is a link. You can give your zip code and it will send your your rep's and your senators' phone numbers and a script to call them

Updates April 7, 2026: Trump has openly threatened to obliterate “a whole civilization” if Iran does not agree to a deal. Given these repeat

paperstorm

^^ you probably won’t even have to talk to a person! Just read the script the link provides. It’s not much but it’s literally all we have in this moment. Pick up the phone I know you can do it

morningsaidthemoon

He said the ceasefire was subject to Iran opening the Strait of Hormuz.

Ceasefire announced, doesn’t mean the threat is truly resolved. Call your reps anyway

theabigailthorn

my work campaigning for NHS reform for trans people has gotten me nominated for Amnesty's People's Human Rights Champion

it's a major honour just to be on this list - MICHAEL ROSEN???! HELL YEAH??!

it's public vote, you can vote from anywhere, and ngl winning it would really help with some future projects I've got going on. BUT there are some very deserving names on the list so, I guess vote your conscience?

do vote though, it takes 10 seconds on the link below

The Amnesty Media Awards honours those who use their platform to shine a light on human rights stories. Vote for who you think should win it

eggshellsareneat

Alright, I think I like tumblr now.

A pun post crossed my dash, and I reblogged it with an equally bad pun in return. A couple of my followers find it funny, it's a good day for everyone.

That was on July 7th.

Virality on Reddit was entirely algorithmic. You could garner a couple crossposts, but the success of a post was entirely dependent on whether or not it hit r/all--the main page of Reddit. If your post does that, it's immediately exposed to 10x the number of people and immediately gets upvoted.

On my pun post, I get a couple reblogs. And those reblogs get a couple reblogs--nobody really adds any content to the post, it just gets a couple reblogs here and there.

There's a specific chain of reblogs that I'd like to focus on. The most popular post on this chain has about 25 reblogs on it. Half the posts have three reblogs or fewer. Five posts in this chain have just one reblog total.

But the reblog chain keeps going. And going. It breaches containment many times over. And finally, after a chain THIRTY SIX posts long, at 9:30 AM, July 22nd this morning, it hits a popular account.

99% percent of the people who have seen the post--virtually unchanged from how it left my dash--have seen it because it was curated by 36 different people. That's insane to me.

None of those 36 people know that they're part of this chain. They saw a post, reblogged it, and moved on. If any one of these people had not reblogged, the post would have a fraction of the impact it has.

And yet, after two weeks, the post has effectively hit the main page of tumblr. It was picked up, only because people liked it enough to show it to their followers. There were no algorithms necessary.

You really, truly, cannot get this on any other website.

brightlotusmoon

cdrlogic

Reblog the reblogging post.

Like to ignore its wisdom.

dankxsinatra

laslloronas

Very whimsical scene on the train yesterday evening

#if sad check this tag

iricressent

furry species ranked by how difficult it'd be to take them anywhere

iricressent

taking my deer boyfriend for a hike in the woods and he hears a twig break and bounds off into the trees never to be seen again

iricressent

ok everyone leave now this is the best tag hands down.

zillyblog

I beg of you, look at the tags

theawkwardqueerturtle

been with my bunny gf for about a year. we currently have 144 kids and i'm thinking of having her spayed

bryceypants

"We love you, from the Moon" Victor Glover, Artemis II Pilot

bryceypants

you know what it's worth sharing the whole quote, because the context of Artimis II going dark (since they're exploring the backside of the moon) is what makes it special:

As we prepare to go out of radio communication, we’re still going to feel your love from Earth. And to all of you down there on Earth and around Earth, we love you, from the Moon. We will see you on the other side.

eknippp

Some of my favorite quotes from Artemis ii so far:

"Copy. Moon joy."

"I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."

"Houston, if you could give me about 20 new superlatives in the mission summary for tomorrow that will help out my vocabulary a little bit, that would be great. Thank you."

“If you’ve ever seen the top of the spotlight of the top of the Luxor at night in Vegas, this looks like what it wants to be when it grows up.”

"To all of you down there on Earth... we love you, from the moon."

"We just went sci fi."

"It is so great to see Earth again. To Asia, Africa, and Oceania: we are looking back at you. We hear you can look up and see the moon right now. We see you too."

"We will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other."

“It’s a bright spot on the moon, and we would like to call it Carroll.”

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

leebrontide

I’ve never seen a kid struggle with the concepts of someone being gay, trans, or nonbinary.

I did once have to explain to an almost 3 year old why a chihuahua wasn’t a cat and let me tell you THAT was a struggle and the kid was very mad about it.

fancyladssnacks

@asynca I am deceased at your tag

#lmao #kids ask the realest questions

STOPP GUYS I’M LATE TO THE ARTEMIS II BROADCAST AND THE JAR OF NUTELLA FLOATING ACROSS THE ROOM IS SENDING ME

#nasa #nasa jpl #artemis ii

silvermoon424

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6wobm5kwotsg1.jpeg they got artemis sailor moon at the artemis II control room i am crying real tears

SHUT. UP.

Dude is also wearing a Sailor Moon lanyard:

Random NASA guy, I hope you know every Sailor Moon fan is saluting you.

anachronic-cobra

Big rocket went space!!!

#outer space go brrrr #nasa #artemis ii

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