A Random Blog Where I Post Random Things

Mostly things that make me laugh or things that relate to my life.

[slopaganda]

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

[slopaganda]

[neopoint]

hey guys i’m so sorry

[theghostofmusicman-deactivated2]

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

[burningdownthehouse]

This post is like reading an inscription carved into a bathhouse wall during Pompeii’s last days

[cursed-and-haunted]

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

[cursed-and-haunted]

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

[mercutial]

On one hand i wanna say "it's a meme bro" but on the other hand i also appreciate the pedantry and the effort to educate us, the uncultured masses

[hornetstabber]

Accidentally clicking on the trending tab on youtube is like being transported to a parallel reality where being funny is banned

[ethicalmemes]

Melts my heart #EthicalMemes

[runby2]

Hey guys what the fuck happened in the desert to make its animals look like that

[runby2]

Sand just makes animals break. See the Tibetan sand fox

The fucking

ARABIAN SAND BOA

Like what the fuck happened

[alextheraven]

[thyrell]

cant believe there are people out there who open up skyrim and unironically play as some shit thats not an argonian

[thyrell]

khajiit can stay but they're on thin ice

[0utoftouchthursday-deactivated2]

Look Khajiit is objectively the best way to play. Your base unarmed damage is 15 instead of 1, so right when you start the game your fists are as strong as the best two handed weapons you can get. The second heavy armor skill tree perk adds your gauntlet’s armor rating to your unarmed damage. You can very easily get a pair of gauntlets in Riften that have an enchantment that boosts unarmed damage. All of these stack. You don’t even need to waste perk points on weapon skills you can just beat the shit out of everything in the game with your claws

[thyrell]

thanks catgirlcocks

[dankmemeuniversity]

[roboco-san]

fjsgskshsjgsi

[bethne]

if he’s not out of office by march i say we just rob him

[roboco-san]

why wait we know his KY address and we know he's not there

[milf-adjacent]

[teknikrevolt]

[gravelordnito-burrito]

[hotdevushkashit]

[no-chill-at-all]

[no-chill-at-all]

[captain-snark]

this poor man

[sexhaver]

"yeah dude i've definitely seen a child before, i promise" - cyberpunk 2077 modeling artist

[bewbin]

[neofooturism]

[ethicalmemes]

The wonderful mind of a child. #EthicalMemes

[omghotmemes]

The Council of Elder Tubbies

[aeschylus-stan-account]

[bunieboo]

anybody else put ranch in they spaghetti?

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

delete that

[b-itter]

*deactivated* good.

[bunieboo]

I ain’t deactivate tf..

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

[cosmic-robot-menace]

[parakeet]

if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers

[parakeet]

whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone or whatever it would be like that live stream of jackson hole wyoming before they took the chat away

[parakeet]

[meanplastic]