jared

- he/they - × icon by @merdie × silliest guy on the block

[tangerinegod]

SALVATION  

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little animation of dokja doing… what he does best! (making me sad)

[exposureandresponseprevention]

[merdie]

christmas in September I hate him I hate hiim soooo much

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[tazmiilly]

is anyone going to give an award to Egg for being one of the greatest foods ever

[tazmiilly]

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR EGG !!!!!! ‼️‼️🥚🍳👏👏👏👏👏👏‼️‼️

[pisshandkerchief]

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

[xdeez]

[rabbithaver]

[saccharinescorpion]

i guess i never talked properly about what Kimi to Uchuu wo Aruku Tame ni (I Want To Walk In Space With You) is actually about because i kind of was hoping other people could have the experience i had reading it ("okay this manga is really new i'll check it out -> ow ow oof ow"), but i guess if i want people to get interested i need to give them something lol. still, i think the comic speaks for itself better than i ever could, so here are some pages from the first chapter that really resonated with me

[csny]

DONT CARE + HAVING FUN + PLAYING !!!!!!!!

[guooey]

a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone

[charl0ttan]

i am so pathetically drastically ill equipped to handle life i wish i could just. remembers i dont ideate suicide any more. go on a quest

[charl0ttan]

jokes are so easy you just have to say something unexpected and absurd. did you hear theyre adapting the cheesecake factory menu into a full length feature film. well that ones kind of a dud but it was worth a shot and thats what matters in this crazy world ^-^ you can keep scrolling now if you want but before you do would you like some milk i milked from my creature

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

[garaks-padded-bra]

Its good that i have a blog now cuz I used to write all this bullshit down physically in a diary and my mom found mine and read it when i was 15 and i got in so much trouble cuz i drew goku with a boner so foreboding frightening it cleaved his jorts clean in half down the crotch seam and she threw it in a dumpster but then i crawled inside and retrieved it in the dark of night to preserve the archives of my mind but I lost it the very next day cuz i dropped it into the wave pool at Wild Wild n Wet (waterpark). Nowadays relying on digital spaces we have no guarantee of our eras information being preserved for futture generations tho and as the lights go out The silence will be suffocating and we will all be boner goku at the bottom of the wave pool at Wild Wild and Wet lowkey so u might as well start an nsfw twitter with ur government name and credit card info in bio tbh

[vagueconfusion]

[garaks-padded-bra]

the amount of breathing room you gave my post in the speech bubble is fucking with me interior design feng shui style

[thirdworldgf]

I will succeed because I’m crazy

[merdie]

hey can yoyu draw connor and schlatt from the new tommyinnit video. big day for the schlannies and pantsers. i heard connor even spoke 171 words.

fuck you heres some old art