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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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me on my way to school: i wanna go home
You don’t know why you’re exhausted? You’re fighting a war inside your head every single day. If that’s not exhausting I don’t know what is.
(via awkwarddly)
So relevant
(via flannelssnapbacksandvans)
at that one kid who doesn’t stop asking questions
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
you’re the kind of friend everyone needs
HIGH SCHOOL This is how to run a stick of Chapstick down the black boxes on your scantron so the grading machine skips the wrong answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell, this is how to National Honor Society. This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the Least” for senior superlatives. This is stepping around the kids having panic attacks in the hallway. This is being the kid having a panic attack in the hallway. This is making the A with purple moons stamped under both eyes. We had to try. This is telling the ACT supervisor you have ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average high school student has the same anxiety levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem by heart, but short-circuit when asked “How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t know. That wasn’t on the study guide. We usually know the answer, but rarely know ourselves.
HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via farfromhomee)
*puts on detective hat* Hmmm…something about this just doesn’t add up…
Seems legit, even says on the bottom it is from the teacher
It has two exclamation marks. Must be legit.
It begins
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
yeah i’m just gonna fucking sell my heart bc im low on money. sell my skull with teeth bc i want a new computer. sell my liver bc who the fuck needs a liver
yeh but i dont need 2 kidneys, i do however need $262000
im just a human bean
bruh
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
to the window to the wall to the trash where i belong
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!