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Emily || 15 || she/her || follow me to be mildly annoyed and have fun

[stillhereunfortunately]

If you use plenty of capital letters, bold and italics, YOU CAN’T BE WRONG and the internet is your oyster to shout whatever you want at.

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

THE MOON HAS FLESH

[thebonesguy]

[unclefather]

This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom…

[unfollowfriday]

honestly thank god im not white

[blackberryshawty]

This is tragic

[lousidity]

why the fuck do you have to assume someone white made this there are no clues as to the ethnicity of the family involved in this food mess. 

[unclefather]

we’re white

[unclefather]

This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom…

[unfollowfriday]

honestly thank god im not white

[blackberryshawty]

This is tragic

[lousidity]

why the fuck do you have to assume someone white made this there are no clues as to the ethnicity of the family involved in this food mess. 

[unclefather]

we’re white

[officialpollen-blog]

Me carrying my son on my shoulders

Son: Dad I'm so high!

Me: shit me too

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

[heavenlyimperfect]

[atomic-glitter]

!!!

[planethelium-deactivated2017092]

shes probably the person that greets people at the gates of heaven

[oxenteluana]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

Rihanna and her cute little puppy “PePe”.

do you think she knows

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

[australian-government-deactivat]

Reblog if this applies to you:

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[alanlozano-deactivated20160503]

[waluiqi]

ATTENTION ANYONE IN OR NEAR CT: circumstances in my life are very complicated rn and basically i have to give away my cat, midnight. he’s about 8 years old (birthday sometime in april), he’s fixed and has all of his shots, and has all of his claws. he had to have a few teeth pulled early this year but other than that he’s physically perfect. he has grown up to be an indoor/outdoor cat, but could be completely outdoor if theres a safe place for him to be during bad weather. he is not very nice towards dogs or other animals, but given some time he could probably deal with being around another cat. he does hunt small animals like mice and chipmunks, but towards people he is the sweetest. he is very affectionate in his own way, and doesnt require a lot of attention.

if you’re interested in adopting him or want to know more please send me an ask or email me at [email protected]

[ofthecrown]

ps-

you can unfollow me at any time for any reason

i will never look to see if i’ve lost followers

i will never ask you why you unfollowed me

i will never take it personally (unless you message me and want me to i guess)

i will never hunt you down

i promise. 

please do not sit here and make yourself uncomfortable by staying on my blog.

[vhaufniensis]

THIS IS NOT TRUE FOR ME IF YOU UNFOLLOW ME I WILL ALWAYS HUNT YOU DOWN IM FUCKEN COMIN FOR YOU

[victoriel-translations]

Test your colour vision

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

im a fucking mole are you serious i dont understand

[goawayleavemealonebye-deactivat]

lmao

[michelleion]

new insult

no one’s offended by motherfucker anymore so i propose the new insult be “minionfucker” bc what could actually be more vile and offensive

[stability]

Whenever you compare yourself to someone else and get sad because you think they’re better than you I want you to remember that everyone poops. That funny guy everyone loves? people have probably laughed after hearing his farts echo off the bowl. That kid your age who’s extremely successful? how many toilets do you think they’ve clogged. The pretty little blonde girl? She’s literally has been stuck on the toilet with diarrhea.  If that thought doesn’t knock people down a few notches for you I don’t know what will

[ooogabooga]

this was the most inspirational thing i have seen in years.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[clucku]

THERE IS NOTHING UNFORTUNATE ABOUT THESE

[officialpollen-blog]

ELF STORAGE 

[bajn]

NATHAN YOUR "WHAT ARE THOOOOSSEEE" JOKES ARE KILLING ME MAKE MORE PLSSS

lmao thank u