he’s my right-hand arm man, my silly rabbit

girlblogging from the sewers 🕳️ i could make him worse 😈 she/her

[xlearnhowtofly]

[cleatedrivalry]

when david beckham posts you cuddling your opponent on main and tags you after you just lost. sure.

[connorstorriegifs]

Connor Storrie + offline, confused king

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[littlegirlinvisible]

CONNOR STORRIE Serving pure drama and cunt at the Saint Laurent Men’s Summer 27 show. The actor turned heads with a look featuring over-the-knee faux leather boots, which the press already dubbed “kinkiest” and “Berghain BDSM session-ready.” (June 23, 2026)

[actuallysara]

Connor Storrie at the YSL Paris Fashion Week show | June 23, 2026 (via theperfectmagazine)

[miasanmuller]

"you can't ill-wish footballers you dislike that's immoral and unsportsmanlike" i hope cristiano ronaldo dies of heat stroke during the world cup

[thememedaddy]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Andy Warhol, Sunsets, part of a collection of 632 prints of the same sunset.

[miasanmannschaft]

fr sports have taught me that parasocial relationships don’t have to be positive so lemme tell you about my personal enemies

[nyehhh-hh]

Sebastian Vettel visits the "Ozeaneum"

📸Stefan Sauer/picture alliance via Getty Images

[elfynevans]

F1 WINS: SEBASTIAN VETTEL

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

the point of rpf isn’t to concoct scenarios that are thinly veiled attempts to fuck the celebrities you like yourself. the point of rpf is to learn as much lore as is possible about the celebrities you like by whatever means necessary and use that information to craft scenarios that are wildly implausible but Technically could have happened. and then to chuckle about it. by the way

[otterducks]

sometimes a dead wife is sebastian vettel

[seb-boo]

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[multiseb21]

love that marc’s new strategy is saying c’mon guysssssssss I shouldn’t be winning. there’s no way I’ll be winning. my physical condition is bad. if I’m winning y’all fucked it up again. and then his world champion bluetooth pussy connects to the track and he starts bustin out fast lap after fast lap crazy style

[multiseb21]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *catches breath* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA