RM.EXE

IDK what I'm doing here

[rm-exe2003]

Low Resolution Cherry Blossom

[empress-of-dark2005]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as a kid i assumed "captive audience" referred to like. when a supervillain kidnaps you & ties you up over a vat of acid & and just. starts monologuing. captive audience

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My friends and I were running through the house trying to catch The Crab Wizard. It was a perfectly ordinary crab, for the most part, except it wore a wizard hat and it had the ability to run really fast and jump really high.

[ketchuplaser]

@one-time-i-dreamt

Crab wizard you say?

[rm-exe2003]

Have y'all just record yourselves singing and when you watch it you just say,

"Damn. My face is fit for radio, and my voice is fit for silent film"

[rm-exe2003]

Y'all ever just wear sunglasses and look at the sun, just to feel something?

[rm-exe2003]

I once had a god complex. But then my confidence suddenly went down the drain and now I have a god forsaken complex, in which I don't say "I am a god". I say "I am a GOD... DAMNED IDIOT!"

[pukicho]

Good elf names:

Gweeg the elf

Doober the elf

Lumpy the elf

Nipple the elf

Quake the elf

Oafus the elf

MoopMoop the elf

Cum

Melf the elf

Daniella

Dog the elf

[pukicho]

Thanks I was worried it was garbage shit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

[bekacooperetal]

The shirts are objectively hideous and horrifying but the material is very comfortable

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is a very important photo because it demonstrates a key fashion property of the shirt which the product image fails to show: namely that

yes, this shirt is purposely designed so that the eyes sit approximately at tiddy level!

you don't have to have tiddies to wear this shirt, but just be aware that if someone is staring at your chest, this is the shirt that stares back!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#also you get to say HEY! MY EYES ARE DOWN HERE!!!

[500piratesofelah-deactivated201]

[oliveroctavius]

[rm-exe2003]

You ever just feel

[rm-exe2003]

Just a thought but. Does anyone ever buy WinRAR?

If you have how does it feel?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[rm-exe2003]

It faked it's death, and went into hiding. Or it did die but it got revived by a necromancer or something, and became like a time traveling 19th century famous person that came to the future, and realized that they ain't famous now and just layed low.

Or you know. It isn't now because the attention span of people are shorter

[pukicho]

one day you will stand before god in judgment

What am I judging 'em for?

[rm-exe2003]

The horny maybe?

[k-eke]

Strange Cats

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I vote that more hero/arch nemesis duos should be divorced-with-children. I want to see a cgi heavy superpowered action scene take place against a backdrop of custody & visitation negotiations.

"a fucking DEATH RAY, are you SERIOUS with this trite supervillainry bullshit, listen you impotent little cold sore i am notifying my lawyer and YOU ARE LOSING WEEKENDS"

[shencomix]