Slutty Lorax

35|OH|he/it|queer| Not a human. I speak for the trees. Absolutely 18+ Bit of a clusterfuck, but I'm working on it. I post horny stuff, bugs, fish, toads, and other such things.

[sluttylorax]

I get an insane amount of pussy.

P-palpitations

U-uncertainty

S-suicidal thoughts

S-stagnation

Y-yearning

[bunxmae]

i would like 7 servings of rough sloppy sex pls

[sluttylorax]

Tiny baby house centipede molt I found!

[sluttylorax]

White margined burrower bug i found the other day

[c-ptsdofficial]

sure i exist but at what cost

[ispyspookymansion]

if i hadnt bought that takeout that wasnt even very good on impulse 4 years ago i would be financially stable by now

[sluttylorax]

I feel like i betrayed the hummingbirds this year because i dont have any of the flowers they like because a wind storm ate them what if they hate me now 😭😭😭😭

[whorenaissance]

unfortunately for me, i want to be wanted

[bpdsoftie]

hey its me, your local burden,

[evidently-endless]

so the childhood yearning to live in a fantasy world just never goes away huh

[d0lly-dyk3]

God forbid I wanna suck on your clit until you cry 😔

[sluttylorax]

I need someone to send me nudes its an emergency

[depsidase]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

i need to swim in a clear cold stream and then lie down on a big warm rock in the sun to dry this is non-negotiable

[squishranger]

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

[auckie]

Bitch I hope grey aliens come and walk around on your lawn in the dark and make your censor light come on and the ring camera record them looking into it with their huuuge eye

[tyjrose]