Tessa coil

trans wolfgirlthing, she/her, 18+, born in '01, etc etc. There's kinky shit here, follower beware. 󠁛󠀣󠀰󠀰󠀰󠀰󠀰󠀰󠀬󠀣󠁦󠀶󠀰󠀰󠁦󠁦󠁝⦾⦻

[blunt-starved-beast]

Help Needed

I hate asking for help, but i cant find a job and i need to move out of Iowa by February. If anyone can donate or anything i'd be extremely grateful. Thank you. https://gofund.me/e50ad100

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[recoveredcombatsister]

oh were still doing trans infighting? dont you know we have bigger things to worry about than trans men being misogynists? theres bigger fish to fry than policing the misogyny of trans men, you know. The Enemy hates us all equally after all. we should really be ignoring how misogynist trans men are to trans women so we can join together against The Enemy. you know, The Enemy? misogynist trans men arent The Enemy, silly, you should be kissing them instead so we can Join Forces. your oppression by misogynist trans men doesnt matter, because we need to combat The Enemy. shut up about trans men and their misogyny. shut up. why wont you let them be bigoted to you. misogyny against trans women isnt like Real Misogyny. just be a good tranny and shut up and take it. theres more important things than you

[tiredkitchenwitch]

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[ryan-sometimes]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

[ryan-sometimes]

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

[winnie-wine]

[oidial]

bappy saturday!

do you...

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

hey so did any other transfems get in trouble for crying as a kid? for example id get yelled at or in trouble for something and it would make me cry and then id get yelled at for crying about it, often with a "toughen up" or smth similar

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

oh yea the "stop that or ill really give you something to cry about" yea mhm yep ok fuck

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[melodies-stereo]

sometimes merely existing in the world as a trans woman with principles makes me feel like i'm going insane. what do you mean people think prisons are a good thing. what do you mean diverting from monogamy is considered ludicrous. what do you mean people think one's nature is unchangeable. what is considered 'normal' by the overwhelming majority of people is fucking topsy-turvy land to me. i dont understand it at all

[melodies-stereo]

we're all really feeling this one, huh?

[xarci-nonmu]

read this book on magick and it was like "a great and powerful magickal technique practicable only by accomplished magicians is, to utterly change oneself and commit to the change, going against the world, changing your mind, your wardrobe, your identity-"

and i was like ok so im 2 years on estrogen

[ltechofficial]

⚠️(dubcon hypnosis)

Mara and Daisy ❤️

[ltechofficial]

Her beautiful cuteness blooms 😚

[ltechofficial]

Ty for 10k that’s crazy. Here’s the drawing of their daily life