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posts i think my freak would like

[grimeclown]

Fuuuuuck I didn't study

[girlballs]

Hey girl. Your neopussy looks like it's super high-level.

[darkmoonhyena]

and I'm about to xp farm

[girlballs]

[achillesinhighheels]

[poguesfan1953]

Life gets better never give up hope

[poguesfan1953]

No its not i found it firstand you cant have it Finders keepers and besides Idont have anything at all in this world anymore so maybe you could just let me have this

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[ryan-sometimes]

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

[segamascott]

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[wiiwheel]

Would you fuck a guy with absolutely nothing going for him?

Sure let's give him something to be excited about

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

[fromthemouthofkings]

age 111: Bilbo Baggins themed birthday party

[guooey]

[guooey]

[guooey]

Newest edition

[only-cat-memes]

[samshepard]

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

[kosmogrl]

[bastard-unlimited]

this image will not fucking leave my mind no matter what I do

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[saprosappho]

always funny that my mom thought my best friend was a bad influence on me growing up as though i wasn’t in my best friend’s ear during sleepovers at hers like an evil royal vizier. “sire now is the time. while your lady mother sleeps. eight more popsicles could be ours if you strike now”