Eat Ass No Jutsu

She/Her, Lily, 29, I like Magic: The Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, and my boy Nart. Creator of Transgender druice (It makes you trans)

[vriska]

its required that every day you think about women kissing

[badwitchmarisa]

having a crush is so embarrassing like. you got me pregnant. with feelings. just by hanging out. Are you going to take responsibility for our child.

[doegirlbulge]

making out with girlbulge. you agree. reblog.

[the-quasar-hero]

The fascinating thing about the word ‘nigga’ vis-à-vis nonblack ppl that use it and/or want to use it without consequences, is that the majority of them would sooner eat glass than spend one day being considered and/or being treated as a Black person.

If you’re nonblack you can reblog this BUT ☝🏿 don’t act up

[thebizza]

They want our rhythm, but they damn sure don't want our blues.

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[targetedknowledge]

[maja-paja]

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[spacemancharisma]

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[gandalfsbignaturals]

i cant explain it but i suddenly have the distinct feeling of having been rotated on some imperceptible higher dimension

[gandalfsbignaturals]

its like the sensation of having your hand in a glove but all the finger holes are one off your actual fingers. feels like my brain is fitting into the glove of my body wrong

[gandalfsbignaturals]

its ok thats cool haha but like you are planning to rotate me back right

[dragonhorde]

if you're still feeling rotated after i go to my dream realm tonight seek help from shamans

[haarute]

me: i can't do anything... i don't know what my life is anymore...

the jacob wysocki tulpa manifesting inside my brain:

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Started using this every time I go to enter a shop I haven't bought from before.

[patatedvce]

the way he just accidentally made the best affirmations for neurodivergents and socially awkward guys. like yeeeees i am a regular guy ! i can answer the phone c:

[wirelessmousegirl]

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[gandalfsbignaturals]

youve heard of instant loss 2koma but have you considered: instant win?

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[lesbian-sweeney-todd]

"They hate us all": True! A helpful reminder that assimilation will not save you.

"They hate us all equally": False. An attempt to obscure the ways in which anti-queer policies are disproportionately targeted at trans women, especially trans women of color. A retread of that classic white feminist error of assuming all women have a "common oppression", which obscures race and class differences among women.

[devilcat3d]

playing a magic the gathering draft with you and im seated to your right and I pass you my pack and as you look through the cards to make your pick you realize that I have scribbled on the basic land: "do you like me" with a yes and no box for each player in the draft