Happy late pride month! Thought it might be fun to share some conversations i had upon people finding out i was AroAce and my perfectly reasonable responses (most of these were at religious school) (TW sex talk and valid but maybe distrubing responses):
So would you rather a boy or girl?
I dont have preference because i dont care for either.
But if you had to, which one?
I dont care, i dont like the flesh.
(Makes finger gun and points it at me) say you have a gun to head you have to choose, which one? 10, 9, 8....
2... youre just gonna let me pull the trigger arent you?
How could you not like it?? It's so cool!
You stick your bits in each other and wiggle til you spasm, nothing cool about that, just messy.
.... well when you put it like THAT.
Nah, you just need to get blown or eat some ass. (3rd time he said this)
Speaking of eating- (30 minute tangent about cannibalism and prion diseases)
(He never spoke to me again and left the school a week later)
(Explaining why crotch kick would work on afab people for (i shit you not) the 3rd time)
For someone who claims to be Ace, you sure know a lot about that area.
And for someone who claims to be well educated, you sure know jack fucking shit about basic anatomy.
Hey (name here), look at this.
(Turns away from modeling to see porn playing on his phone right next to me, turns away quickly) ew what the fuck??
(Laughter with his friends)
(Lets it continue for 5 seconds before mentally going "fuck it, we ball") has anyone ever told you youd be fun to kill?
Oh so when you do something socially gross it's fine, but whEN I-
So what are you looking for in a SO?
I'm not, but thank you anyway.
I know youre Asexual, but you probably still get urges.