Its Jayden

[itsjayden3972]

INTRO POST BUT LIKE A WHOLE MONTH LATER

Wsg gng,

I'm Jayden, I'm 13 years old, he/him, I like indie rock, arson, drawing, anime and other stuff so uhm

👋😀

[killer-offical]

im bored, can you guys talk to me

[trans-boy-thing-offical]

Yappity yap how's the wife

[killer-offical]

I'm a gay man.

[copyright-offical]

good to know EHEHEHEHEHEHE

[killer-offical]

... why?

[copyright-offical]

:}

[killer-offical]

???

[copyright-offical]

EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE

[killer-offical]

Why are you laughing ???

[squirrel--boy]

I believe he may be plotting smth tbh

[killer-offical]

like what ??? and what does me being gay have anything to do with it. im so confused right now

[itsjayden3972]

Uh I think he's plotting ur wedding bossman

[killer-offical]

with who ????

[itsjayden3972]

@copyright-offical

[killer-offical]

im bored, can you guys talk to me

[trans-boy-thing-offical]

Yappity yap how's the wife

[killer-offical]

I'm a gay man.

[copyright-offical]

good to know EHEHEHEHEHEHE

[killer-offical]

... why?

[copyright-offical]

:}

[killer-offical]

???

[copyright-offical]

EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE

[killer-offical]

Why are you laughing ???

[squirrel--boy]

I believe he may be plotting smth tbh

[killer-offical]

like what ??? and what does me being gay have anything to do with it. im so confused right now

[itsjayden3972]

Uh I think he's plotting ur wedding bossman

[killer-offical]

mother makes the best pasta, too bad you guys won't get to try it. I'll take a picture tho

[itsjayden3972]

Don't worry bro I'm in ur cupboard I'll eat the leftovers

[charrcoai]

Full Series Of Girl Mob Scribble Comics That People Kept Redrawing The Last Part Of

ive been seeing a lot of redraws of the "Shishou is pregnant" one on tumblr so i thought id just show you guys that there was actually more of it

[phantomrose96]

"This 14-year-old is the most powerful person in the WORLD but really... he just wants to be a normal middle schooler...!" is absolutely not new to anime but USUALLY it's all a power-fantasy. It's humble-bragging. It's an awkward marriage of relatability and bus-window-day-dreaming. "Oh MAN, I just SAVED the WORLD 😱😏🌍💥but I still have a MATH TEST tomorrow 📏✖️AND I have a CRUSH 😊 (who doesn't know I'm the coolest badass in the world because that's a secret!! 😜)"

Which is all to say once again that no one is doing it like Mob Psycho 100. Because Mob is unambiguously the most powerful entity in the world and he goes "Okay but that's not very interesting. Being powerful isn't a personality. I'm gonna try to improve myself in ways that matter."

The evil spirit on his shoulder spends all series going "PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" and Mob says, "No thank you. Do you want to help me with my math homework?" and the second most powerful person in the world comes up to say, "We are a supreme species of super-human better than everyone else!" and Mob says, "You sound stunted as a person. Maybe try working a customer service job?" and a classmate will go, "Why not use your powers to be popular?" and Mob says, "Psychic powers don't make you popular. Do you want to see me lift this 10kg dumbbell? I've been working on that."

[killer-offical]

murder is offically back on

[skyan-official]

cool :D

(now I'm just gonna hope I don't get murdered lol)

[killer-offical]

guess what's gonna happen, sweetheart.

[skyan-official]

(' °ヮ° ) o h f u c k

[killer-offical]

I'm not gonna kill you, relax. back to the basement. you're gonna get tortured

[skyan-official]

D:

wha do

[killer-offical]

I have zero idea what you said, love. Alright, to the basement now.

[itsjayden3972]

they're asking what they did, surely you're gonna atleast tell them what they did right?

[killer-offical]

honestly i kinda forgot why I've been keeping them hostage.

[itsjayden3972]

...

Good enough I guess, you may continue

[killer-offical]

murder is offically back on

[skyan-official]

cool :D

(now I'm just gonna hope I don't get murdered lol)

[killer-offical]

guess what's gonna happen, sweetheart.

[skyan-official]

(' °ヮ° ) o h f u c k

[killer-offical]

I'm not gonna kill you, relax. back to the basement. you're gonna get tortured

[skyan-official]

D:

wha do

[killer-offical]

I have zero idea what you said, love. Alright, to the basement now.

[itsjayden3972]

they're asking what they did, surely you're gonna atleast tell them what they did right?

[satan-offical]

Guys

I made a mistake

[1kit]

Pen ink, yeah?

[satan-offical]

Water colour.

[squirrel--boy]

I used to bite my pens. I kept getting fucking mouthfulls. My tongue was blue like 8% of the time. This is nothing. A good soap or body wash will get it out I'm like 3 days dw

[killer-offical]

you put body wash on your tongue ?????

[squirrel--boy]

No, it often leaked out onto my body. I wasn't about to swallow ink blud. I just brushed extra hard or smth idk

[killer-offical]

why would you bite pens

[squirrel--boy]

Stimming man idk

[killer-offical]

find something else to bite ??

[squirrel--boy]

Hm, I can see smth I'd like to take a bite of right here 😏

[killer-offical]

what is it

[squirrel--boy]

You...ngh🥵

[killer-offical]

WHAT

[squirrel--boy]

You heard me Charlie. Lemme give you a lil nip on the neck bro 😘

[killer-offical]

Never. also my name is Charles

[mod really had to choose a similar name]

[itsjayden3972]

Damn you yall need a room or a restraining order I genuinely can't tell

[killer-offical]

tell that to the other guy. I've done nothing

[itsjayden3972]

you do it they're the one nipping your neck rn *gesture at them*

[killer-offical]

okay well i can't stop him, sigh, why is everyone here horny

[itsjayden3972]

I've been thinking the same thing

[satan-offical]

Guys

I made a mistake

[1kit]

Pen ink, yeah?

[satan-offical]

Water colour.

[squirrel--boy]

I used to bite my pens. I kept getting fucking mouthfulls. My tongue was blue like 8% of the time. This is nothing. A good soap or body wash will get it out I'm like 3 days dw

[killer-offical]

you put body wash on your tongue ?????

[squirrel--boy]

No, it often leaked out onto my body. I wasn't about to swallow ink blud. I just brushed extra hard or smth idk

[killer-offical]

why would you bite pens

[squirrel--boy]

Stimming man idk

[killer-offical]

find something else to bite ??

[squirrel--boy]

Hm, I can see smth I'd like to take a bite of right here 😏

[killer-offical]

what is it

[squirrel--boy]

You...ngh🥵

[killer-offical]

WHAT

[squirrel--boy]

You heard me Charlie. Lemme give you a lil nip on the neck bro 😘

[killer-offical]

Never. also my name is Charles

[mod really had to choose a similar name]

[itsjayden3972]

Damn you yall need a room or a restraining order I genuinely can't tell

[killer-offical]

tell that to the other guy. I've done nothing

[itsjayden3972]

you do it they're the one nipping your neck rn *gesture at them*

Also I think you'd know if you wanted a restraining order against them

[infectiouspiss]

fly! fly! there's a waiter in my soup!

[itsjayden3972]

Ah I see, *looks in the soup to see the waiter doing backstrokes in the bowl*

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

I firmly believe in the philosophy of "Fuck It, We Ball".

[itsjayden3972]

Socretes could never 😎

[satan-offical]

Guys

I made a mistake

[1kit]

Pen ink, yeah?

[satan-offical]

Water colour.

[whimsical-stars-strung]

Ruler of my heart ahh fingers

[satan-offical]

And in a blink gone or something I don't watch alien stage

[itsjayden3972]

I was gonna say smurfs but okay

[satan-offical]

Guys

I made a mistake

[1kit]

Pen ink, yeah?

[satan-offical]

Water colour.

[squirrel--boy]

I used to bite my pens. I kept getting fucking mouthfulls. My tongue was blue like 8% of the time. This is nothing. A good soap or body wash will get it out I'm like 3 days dw

[killer-offical]

you put body wash on your tongue ?????

[squirrel--boy]

No, it often leaked out onto my body. I wasn't about to swallow ink blud. I just brushed extra hard or smth idk

[killer-offical]

why would you bite pens

[squirrel--boy]

Stimming man idk

[killer-offical]

find something else to bite ??

[squirrel--boy]

Hm, I can see smth I'd like to take a bite of right here 😏

[killer-offical]

what is it

[squirrel--boy]

You...ngh🥵

[killer-offical]

WHAT

[squirrel--boy]

You heard me Charlie. Lemme give you a lil nip on the neck bro 😘

[killer-offical]

Never. also my name is Charles

[mod really had to choose a similar name]

[itsjayden3972]

Damn you yall need a room or a restraining order I genuinely can't tell

[sodapanque]

MINI COMIC — ODYPEN OMEGAVERSE ??

Or is it just Odysseus being daring? X)

[rivertheartist]

I just made some absolute fucking slop. I love being in college.

[itsjayden3972]

What did you even put in there??? I'm scared 😭

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

What am I? What is self? Is it a star? Can i eat it? Can i touch it? It can not touch me. It shouldn't matter. And yet, I'm playing a part. A part i don't want. A part that forces itself on me A part that rips me apart. I want to stop acting I want to act like me but i dont know who me is And it's ripping me apart.

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Damn evil puki, you make shakespeare whimper your name every night