Dragon Lord Hiccup

An RP and Ask Blog for Dragon Lord Hiccup, a being that could have possibly come about if things didn't pan out so well for him in the ROTBTD universe. This is a Side Blog, so asks will be sent from another account or anonymously with a label.~

[cute-thangsss]

This is a scary and beautiful handmade ring. The ring features spooky fog with three hands coming out of the earth. It’s definitely an eye catcher. Link to ring.

[dragonlordhiccup]

@fearcup

[lullabyun]

[katsmoving]

monsters don’t live happily ever after, but when your lips brushed against his, you almost believed you could.

k.s.  (via holtbekah)

[dreamsoffools]

Back at it again

[wehavekookies]

She has seen me through dark waters. Soon she will see me unobscured.

[dragonlordhiccup]

@fearcup

[sixpenceee]

A spiral staircase in an abandoned mansion.

[mysticmessengerincorrectquotes]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

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teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

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teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[emeraldark]

This is how Daren’s claws ‘work’ they are darker, but i didn’t color it all black so yall can see how it is

[ha-pax]

[mistomaxo]

the juice is loose

[toloveviceforitself]

…what the shit did I just watch

[wiseguynephile]

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

[toloveviceforitself]

…ask a stupid question, I guess

[wiseguynephile]

wait look i found the real answer:

“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

[tflatte]

…but what question led to THIS?

[dragonlordhiccup]

@basicallydragonbait

[projectendo-deactivated20210112]

Both fire and electricity in one post so I don’t clutter my place up 

[skaodi]

Yulia Yanina Spring 2016 Couture.

[dragonlordhiccup]

@fearcup

[wookieeleaks]

More hiccspressions ♥

[chaosophia218]

The Viking Runes. The eldest runestones, inscribed with Norse runes, date from the 4th century. These were the Elder Futhark runes. However, the most of the runestones were created during the late Viking Age and thus inscribed with theYounger Futhark runes. The runestones with Norse runes were usually erected to commemorate one or several deceased kinsmen, and in most cases these people died at home peacefully. Usually, men raised or commanded raising a runestone, while some of them are raised by women, usually widows of the deceased. It is believed that runestones were brightly colored. Nowadays, most of them are painted with falu red, Swedish deep red paint known for its use on wooden cottages and barns. The vast majority of the Norse runestones are located in Scandinavia, but they can be found at all places reached by the Norsemen during the Viking Age: from the Isle of Man to Berezan’ in the Black Sea region. It is interesting, however, that not a single runestone is known to be found in Iceland. Runestones were erected at assembly locations, near roads, bridges and fords. Norse Runestones marked territory, explained inheritance, and told about important events. They remain one of the most striking traces left from the Viking Age.

[ohlovequotes]

… the devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for …

Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via blpak)

[prinnay]

Rugged warrior princess

[linllen]

Idk if this was done yet but Dragon Atsume. Get them meat and gold to drag these little rapscallions out.

[johnthedragon]

PLEASE