Deltora Quest Trash

Dan | Probably Pansexual | Living that DQ/Doom appreciation life tbh

[zahroreadsthings]

I will ALWAYS be annoying about deltora quest 💖💖

[incorrectdeltoraquotes]

Jinks: I’m not a threat, just an entertainer.

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Lief, to Jasmine: 'Don't bring a sword to a knife fight?' Don't bring a knife to a knife fight! Why do you keep going to knife fights? STOP GOING TO KNIFE FIGHTS!

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Jasmine (to Barda): I stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. Aren't you proud of me?

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Doom:  I prefer quality over flash. That’s why I refuse to write my signature in cursive.

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Marilen: Let’s slow dance.

Ranesh: Okay.

Ranesh: (does Macarena at ¼ the speed)

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Jasmine: *carries all the groceries in both arms*

Lief: *reaches out to help*

Jasmine: *switches all groceries to one arm to hold Lief's hand*

Lief: That's not what I- okay

[kingjasnah]

i think the funniest thing deltora quest ever pulled off was in shadowlands (? i think?) where the main characters are running around in a series of caves and they stumble onto a massive presumed to be extinct gold dragon that's just like. snoozing. and these protags fight every generic fantasy trope in existence, look at each other like 😶, quietly back out of the cavern and never talk about it for the rest of the book. just refuse to engage. like i know they address the dragon stuff in the next series but it's still funny that it happened.......the second funniest thing was the evil live laugh love wall hanging

[dragonsofdeltora]

crash

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[demonboyhalo]

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

[pinkpop1997]

i love this because everyone ive seen who's reblogged this is like "yeah okay whatever" like nobody's really excited about this it's just something we all feel the need to do because it's our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench

[ralad]

fallow???!! more like PHALLUS hAHAHA

Am i Right Deltorans??

[georgeorgiaa]

so in shadowgate what if—what if instead of KEEP OUT the moths just said—

[i-am-a-lizard]

Lief, Barda: we need to find a way to keep Neridah from following us any further

Jasmine, already pulling out a club: I have an idea

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Mother Brightly: How do three travellers only have one silver coin between them?

Jasmine: They're -

Barda: The economy is in shambles.

[katara]

hey hey im so sorry about the tough time youre going through this must be really hard and i hope this situation gets better for you soon. there is this thread on reddit ( i swear i saved it on pinterest but now i cant find it im so sorry i saved it because i wanted to send it to you im sorry i lost it) and the thread is just people helping other people out. in the post, it mentioned ppl on reddit can help more than tumblr. i dont remember the name but i do know it was reddit. please tc of you

hi! yes i might try on reddit but i don't really understand how it works lmao but i'll try to find the thread you're talking about, thank you 💖

[dragonsofdeltora]

r/Assistance is a good place to start! They have some rules about posting that I’d suggest reading first though.

[dragonsofdeltora]

Help My Dad Fix His Truck, organized by Kris Slattery

My father, Matt Slattery, recently started up his own trucking LLC after purchasing his own tr… Kris Slattery needs your support for Help My

Hey y’all, I have some updates for you. My father-in-law has gotten his truck towed to a shop after this huge winter storm that hit Texas. The man who owns the shop should have an update for him sometime next week it in the meantime he’s still very tight on money and hasn’t been able to make his first payment on this new truck. Thankfully, the man he bought the truck from is understanding but no one knows how long it’ll stay that way. When we find out what’s wrong with the engine, I’ll make another update post but in the meantime please keep sharing this around, I really appreciate all of you who’ve shared this so far.

[dragonsofdeltora]

Help My Dad Fix His Truck, organized by Kris Slattery

My father, Matt Slattery, recently started up his own trucking LLC after purchasing his own tr… Kris Slattery needs your support for Help My

Hey y’all, I have some updates for you. My father-in-law has gotten his truck towed to a shop after this huge winter storm that hit Texas. The man who owns the shop should have an update for him sometime next week it in the meantime he’s still very tight on money and hasn’t been able to make his first payment on this new truck. Thankfully, the man he bought the truck from is understanding but no one knows how long it’ll stay that way. When we find out what’s wrong with the engine, I’ll make another update post but in the meantime please keep sharing this around, I really appreciate all of you who’ve shared this so far.