But like why is there still this concept that males don’t like cute mushy romantic shit and being emotionally taken care of? Just the other day I was cuddling with my boyfriend and after admiring him for awhile I told him, “Your eyes are so beautiful, they look like mini oceans” and I swear to god I heard him squeak in embarrassment and saw his cheeks actually begin to blush. Sometimes he likes being the little spoon and although I’m half his size I’m always happy to play jet pack. If he’s having a bad day he knows he can lay his head on my shoulder and just bawl his eyes out and I won’t think any less of him. Guys have emotional needs and want to feel loved and taken care of too yanno.
Adoption is good practice. Letting more parents adopted is good practice. Look at these photos and tell me that we can’t make this happen with humans. I don’t want to fall behind cats on the humanitarian front.
Peter Pan, Donald Jr., Ryan Seacrest and the boys.
It was early summer, and the wealthy politician’s son was in trouble. He’d done something terrible, possibly criminal, something that would almost certainly derail his future and harm his family.
As he and his siblings had always done, he went back to the family home, to confess to the father who’d had such high hopes for his offspring. “Dad, I’m in some trouble,” he reportedly said.
And then the family took over.
The family’s crisis team drafted a statement for the young man to give and, crucially, a strategy to shape the public’s perception. If America saw this married man in his late 30s as a boy — handsome and high-spirited, mischievous, not a criminal — he’d be able to squirm out of his misdeeds with minimal punishment.
If this sounds familiar, it should. It’s how, in the summer of 1969, the Kennedy camp managed the fallout after 37-year-old Teddy drove his car off a bridge off Chappaquiddick Island, and his young female passenger died.
…(Spoiler alert: In 1969, Senator Kennedy received only a two-month suspended sentence for actions that left 28-year-old Mary Jo Kopechne, an actual young person, dead.)
I’m finding it really difficult not to just copy and paste the entire article here; it’s completely spot on.
The article goes on to illustrate how grown-ass (white) men, such as the 39-year-old Donald Trump, Jr., 33-year-old (at the time of the “pussy” tape) Billy Bush, and 32-year-old Ryan Lochte, continue to evade responsibility by claiming “boys will be boys.” This defense doesn’t work for girls/women (of course) or nonwhite boys/men (like 12-year-old Tamir Rice).
Seriously, give the article a read: The Men Who Never Have to Grow Up
“If boys will be boys, then girls must be grown-ups, whose job it is to protect men from their worst impulses. Witness every administrative body, from middle school to Congress, that has decided that it’s easier and more culturally acceptable to police girls’ and women’s clothing than it is boys’ behavior.
Should one of these fine young fellows slip — inflamed, perhaps, by one bare shoulder too many — there’s probably a woman to blame, and it’s his punishment, not his crime, that becomes the tragedy.”
You sound like you’ve never had the scent of cigarette smoke ingrained in your clothes to the point where people in middle school thought you smoked at eleven because your parents couldn’t be bothered to go outside. You sound like you’ve never had your mother flick cigarette ashes out of the car window and have them fly into your face. You sound like you’ve never been kept up at night by the sound of your dad hacking up a lung because he has to get up for his midnight smoke. You sound like you’ve never had to run into a convenience store to get your mother cigarettes as soon as you turned eighteen and cringed at touching the box because you know they’re not only killers but government sanctioned killers because they can not only tax the shit out of them but ensure people buy more at the cost of young lungs and a once beautiful home now plagued with the smell of smoke and ash. You sound like you’ve never had a great grandmother who stopped smoking 30 years before her death who still got lung cancer and subsequently died. You sound like a Fucking ignoramus. Smoking isn’t Fucking cool, it isn’t fun to glorify, it’s disgusting and makes not only you but your children smell bad. Makes not only you but your children cough, get cancer, get sick.
You sound like a Fucking moron. Smoking isn’t cool. Grow the Fuck up.
this girl at work was like “would you date a guy shorter than you?” and i said “nah fam.” and this other guy was like “don’t you think that’s kinda shallow?” and i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m a lesbian, carl.”
question. how many irn bru do i need to drink before nicola stugeon parachutes into my garden and hands me a scottish passport and complimentary deep-fried marsbar? thankyou.
The Irn Bru chooses when you are ready. There is a possibility with every can.
Sometimes it is not about the destination, it is about the journey and Irn Bru offers a spiritual enlightenment like no other.
If hating fat people is about hating an unhealthy lifestyle:
Why do fat people get harassed at the gym, while jogging, or while swimming?
Why are fat people expected to cover up more? Changing what they wear will not make them healthier.
Why are thin people allowed to get away with not exercising and with eating all the pizza and bacon they want? If the problem is the unhealthy lifestyle, why doesn’t that apply to everyone?
And please stop lying like y'all say a damn word to skinny people eating trash. Y'all don’t. Y'all assume skinny people are healthy by default. So stop these lies
head chef, who happens to be covered head to toe in centipedes and stale canola oil: i am Cobfident that chef ramsay will enjoy my food. there is nothing wrong with my food. my food is perfect, five stars.
gordon ramsay: i will have the risotto
head chef: ok [throws some rice into a sewer, lights it on fire, and empties a packet of frozen kraft singles into the flames]
gordon ramsay: *takes a bite* this sucks
head chef: Oh, so we got a bitch and a liar here? Chef Ramsey doesn’t like my food, huh? So we got a blasphemer and a false prophet here, huh? Chef Ramsay dosent know what the fuck or shit he is talking about and I’m personally about to knock him out cold with my massive ballsack.
crazy how cis women get to do all that “look at my hairy armpits” thing and still are considered women but trans women have to master and perform every aspect of imposed womanhood (hair makeup shaving clothes etc etc) and even then our womanhood is completely up in the air.
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