the fuckening

main blog for an academically challenged and artistic mess named Jaye. this is more of an archival blog at this point, i am moving to @hoetarot

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ughhh im making some major blog changes hold on

[terriamon]

hewwo…?

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HEWWO….?

[terriamon]

[lunaeregia]

i fucking…..love wholesome ships so much like bitch……..give me that love and trust……..that mutual respect……..that healthy communication……..

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[jayce]

if you imagine a salt shaker and shake it in your mouth you’ll actually taste it

[inzika]

[c-will-run]

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Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

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The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

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anal sneezes are cute as shit

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sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

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[steviemcfly]

Shit people have forgotten about the Bush Era:

Free Speech Zones, which were a real thing and not a plot element in a particularly ham-handed dystopian novel.

The phrase “hidey hole.”

Watching a budget surplus become a massive deficit that was bigger than it even looked because the White House was just like, “Okay, we’ll just not put the wars on the books and just ask for more money for those every few months.”

The sheer number of times Alberto Gonzalez said, “I don’t recall,” to Congress regarding war crimes and human rights violations.

“…now watch this drive.”

Mission Accomplished.

“The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence,” “yellowcake uranium,” Condoleeza’s “mushroom clouds” fearmongering, and all the other bullshit we were fed to get into Iraq.

The President of the United States said so many stupid things that there were one-a-day calendars consisting of an individual quote for each day of the year. They didn’t all have the exact same quotes.

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“There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know.”

And then we went to war.

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“Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research: human cloning in all its forms; creating or implanting embryos for experiments; creating human-animal hybrids; and buying, selling or patenting human embryos.” - George W. Bush, 2006 State of the Union

[steviemcfly]

Okay, that’s the best one.

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Bush watched that Batman Beyond splicing episode and had nightmares for a week

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was it hidey-hole? i thought it was spider-hole.

[lord-kitschener]

Yeah, it was spider-hole

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

I think my favorite was how we un-ironically referred to a whole set of countries as the “Axis of Evil” as if that phrase gives us some kind of meaningful understanding of their geopolitical role and isn’t borrowed straight out of a mediocre made-for-TV superhero movie.

[steviemcfly]

And then there was:

We literally got a terrorism forecast on the news every morning like it was pollen. So many of the things that happened, if they were in a dystopian novel, people would be like, “That’s way too goofy and ridiculous to actually happen in real life,” and yet they did.

[lady--liberty-blog]

THE LAST ONE’S REAL?

[tiffanarchy]

Yeah https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeland_Security_Advisory_System

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Not only was the terror threat system real, but it was often raised and lowered based entirely on how panicked they wanted us to be. Famously they raised the level for no reason during the 2004 election.

Also, “Free Speech Zones” looked something like this:

It was literally a cage.

[oak23]

I genuinely forget that people, even within my own age group, has forgotten the Bush era since they were teenagers and below the voting age at the time, and so forgot how fucking horrifying it was.

[abandonedabandoned]

Whats a free speech zone

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Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

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ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

[akitchenwitch]

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

[greelin]

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

[yepperoni]

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

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[tastefullyoffensive]

She knows she’s fabulous. (via kerbiegibbs)

[alessandriana]

…Serena Williams is an A:tLA fan. Okay then. 

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[zxcerjnvxrh]

she was IN avatar, yall

like. she literally voiced a character in the finale.

[thebigblackwolfe]

She was Iroh’s guard while he was in prison!

[blackmodel]

LEGEND that mustve been so fun