first date spot
I had to know wat this was and
golly
this is exactly the kind of image someone would find and use to make an SCP entry about because so few people know what this is lol
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if i look back, i am lost
we're not kids anymore.
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DEAR READER
Misplaced Lens Cap
i don't do bad sauce passes
styofa doing anything
Cosmic Funnies

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shark vs the universe

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@drakenoodle
first date spot
I had to know wat this was and
golly
this is exactly the kind of image someone would find and use to make an SCP entry about because so few people know what this is lol
I am constantly hurt by the callousness with which people dismiss the harm of restricting adult content and porn, only concerned about the knock-on effects for queer people and radical political groups. Sex workers ourselves matter just as much as non sex working queer people and leftists.
We are not canaries in the coal mine whose deaths you can dismiss while you frame groups you actually care about as the sole human casualties of these policies. I need you to care that laws like the Online Safety Act lead sex workers to have to return to abusive third parties to find clients or to work in brothels we hate or to such poverty that we starve. I need you to care about payment processors refusing to pay out for adult content because it means sex workers cannot rely on online work when selling sex in-person becomes too much for our bodies or too risky.
Please care about sex workers' suffering, rather than only the fact your favourite queer game was de-listed from itch.io and that you have to use a VPN to access adult subreddits without giving your ID now.
every time
A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.
Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits] Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴
Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷ Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries] Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴
Android: [transfers their data into a better body] Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴
Ghost and the Machine
Something compelled me to try to label the states on a map of the us and tbh. Americans would cry seeing this
Anyone wanna see 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Hell Yes. Here it goes
(Sorry for how hard to read the text is at times)
Anyways that's my European ass, midnight, trying to guess states. Bad job
How the hell did you get the Undifferentiated Squares right and like nothing else
So Trump's DOJ is suing the state of Washington because WA's new mandated reporting law says that clergy (among many other professions) are legally obligated to report ongoing child abuse if they know about it. And the Christofascists in the Trump regime call that "anti-catholic"
And all I can think of is this iconic post
Wesley LePatner was Blackstone's head of real estate and CEO of an evergreen real estate fund. She was a victim of Monday's NYC shooting.
Huh, guy was trying to do a terror attack on the NFL office in the same building but got off on the wrong floor (or took the wrong elevator? unclear) as revenge for his concussion-induced brain disorder/injury.
Also worth noting that he died of suicide but didn’t shoot himself in the head, opting for the chest, because he wanted his brain to be studied. What a story.
He drove across the country to the office of the CEO of blackstone’s real estate division. That real estate firm owns an insane number of single family homes that they bought after the 2008 financial crisis and keep buying. They are directly responsible for rents being as high as they are. Media is intentionally misreporting this because of how much public support there was for Luigi. In reports she was referred to simply as a blackstone employee. Which is really egregious as she was in charge hoarding single family homes division of evil inc.
hey guys just here to say that the new online safety act in the uk has blocked the suicide hotline
this is extremely problematic for very obvious reasons and i have no idea what the fuck this country is fucking coming to
childline has also been restricted
if you're a uk citizen and still haven't signed the petition please do so
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
even if you're not a uk citizen please reblog to spread the word !!!!!
this isn't safety, it's censorship
Caenby Road, Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire.
A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(
Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud
Thankyou to everyone for the helpful replies and context - so turns out a cockatoo broke our rocket.
Article link:
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/unlikely-suspect-caught-redhanded-over-failed-rocket-launch-in-bowen-qld/news-story/e489f5e9443d7209906d81e86a4498b0#
A ... spokesperson?
You'll all be pleased to know that this rocket finally launched today and it blew up immediately
Let's fall through the ceiling with mama.
They really were like
This is a uniquely terrible time to have the first American pope in regards to global politics and optics, but by god is Chicago Pope a comedic goldmine. We are in a golden age of posting.
I can't choose a favorite. My entire feed is just banger after banger.
The tiger
He is in a tube
yes
YES
The tiger can roam
It’s so nice of this zoo to add environmental enrichment for their human inhabitants, replicating the feeling of a big cat possibly being above your head.
scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics
update for 2023 i have literally gotten worse about this
Found this meme while standing in the kitchen for no reason at all while someone else uses it. Target audience was reached
Foiled!
Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.
Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.
“NO!”
I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.
“NO!”
Catching you and putting you back now.
“NOOOOOO!”
Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.
“Noooooooooooo!”
It’s been 3 or 4 full opossum lifetimes since I found this defiant baby in the hallway, 8 whole years. I hope your great great great grandchildren are out there, screaming at anyone who dares to try to contain them.
Happy Tiniest Opossumversary!