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@drama-but-gayer
Ough the tumblr discourse has been getting to me and getting under my skin and messing with my head. I feel like it's been making me bitter and resentful, and the thing that makes me the most bitter and resentful is how bitter and resentful it makes other people who I want to love. So uh. Peace, y'all ✌️ seeya
okay so like. exhibitionism, but instead of showing yourself off, someone else is stripping you and showing you off, like a prized object
'spicebreaking', as i'd like to call it, is a real and severely underrated kink and i am going to pioneer it. we need to start forcefeeding these poor poor ignorant girls the hottest spiciest foods we can find on the menus of every kind of restaurant we can find until theyre sobbing and weak and their eyes are flush red and they're grabbing onto you for any comfort and begging for you to get them water or milk or anything (and theyre completely unable to fight back) for hours after . and then keep doing that on a regular basis until they can start to take it.
Can someone tell me when a tall chubby milf is going to move in nextdoor. And ask me to help fix her computer or something and then lock the door behind me and absolutely fucking shatter my pelvis.
Because I've been waiting for like. Years now. Please.
she just moved out yesterday, there was a whole going away party, none of the guests have been seen since, did you miss the invitation?
The concept of Jacinthe topping is foreign to me, I refuse to fall for such propaganda by Korichi_Celeste
the real and true enlightened take
I'm genderfluidfluid. sometimes I'm genderfluid, sometimes I'm not.
Gender ooblek
not to be confused with Sex Oobleck, which where you get hard when hit.
And you melt when touched softly!
i am so fucking confused about what the words top/bottom actually mean anymore because i thought they meant penetrator and penetratee but apparently that's wrong, supposedly they mean pleasure giver / pleasure reciever, but that doesn't make any damn sense, so i've just stopped using them. which is a shame because dom/sub don't roll off the tongue the same way, and apparently "dom" is gendered so. i can't win.
who the hell decided to gender "dom"
the french
okay no i assumed it was a french thing but it's not even that, it's PSEUDO-french. i fucking knew something felt off about it. some cunt slapped a fancy sounding binary suffix on a perfectly good gender-neutral word and apparently we all just decided to go along with it like a bunch of chumps. why do we allow this to happen.
giant headphone jack up your ass
I have GREAT news for you
Edit: post cancelled mopon already found the jack dildos
I'ma go throw myself away
bitchass i found it months before i made this post go sit on a headphone jack
*kicks rock*
MY ROCK
tragically my ability to speak is drastically reduced during sex in any capacity, top or bottom
The noises are adorable tho
NOPROOF
the problem with being touch starved is once you start being able to touch again it is in no way an instant fix, all that touch i missed just kept building up and now i gotta fight back that deficit
need to latch on to someone for 24 hours a day and have them carry me around however i am 6’3 and scared
sorry i can't stop myself
i need to be a floret SO BAD. its not even just a kink thing anymore unfortunately. existing is so hard :[
made with https://youwouldntsteala.website =)
freaky fairies after a long shift...
morning after
its a little sad how ive pretty much just seen sister hornyposting on tumblr lately... like what about all the sweet and loving sisters kissing each other?
hi you can’t just leave this in the tags this is so sweet omg
