Marshmallow Pig

here be hard kinks 37 it/it's very queer very hypersexual

[lovethisfatcryptid]

Things I baked today

Weed cookies, pizzas, garlic knots, and myself

[marshmallowoink]

Very very hot of you. We love a baked baker

[puppyftm-deactivated20210425]

being called "dumb" turns me on so much..... but not in a "you're genuinely an idiot" way, more of a "aww baby, your brain just turns off when your needy, huh? you can't even make proper sentences. you're so cute and pathetic, my little dumb pet" way

[marshmallowoink]

I love everybody very very much and want to be soft and hug everyone

[nekomimidusteon]

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

[katlovesshrimps]

never doubt yourself because I smell like joints and coffee every morning and I know no matter how stinky theres someone out there willing to risk it all for a sniff

[flutterbvnny]

i dont have a digital footprint i have a digital pussy sweat on a plastic chair print

[mommys-house]

Underrated perk of having a little: you have a precious human who’s absolutely obsessed with you. They dish out kiss attacks, snuggle like their life depends on it, and follow you around like sweet imprinted ducklings.

You really never have to wonder where you stand when your little is making puppy eyes at you for another cookie

[marshmallowoink]

Dungarees are great

Extra pockets for hidden snacks

Never tight on belly

Feel cute and whimsical

Amazing ass outline

[melissax777]

clinging to you all day like a lost puppy

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[pmamtraveller]

"Fat Tiger" by "Uncle Bum" (不二馬大叔).

[bunger2004]

sniffsnifffsniffffffff

[canine-online]

[thefiresontheheight]

As opposed to zodiacs or myersbriggs or whatever I propose we sort all of humanity into the categories “wolf-mothered” “goat-mothered” and “hole-mothered.” I think this will be unproblematic, self-explanatory, and without and downsides whatsoever.

[thefiresontheheight]

Prev is:

Wolf-Mothered

Goat-Mothered

Hole-Mothered

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

[demonjoyfriend]

As someone who Didn't Have A TV in an era when Netflix came in the post, The Weakest Link was such a weird thing to observe from outside. Like it was a quiz show but they all get to hang out first and also Anne Robinson will ask you about your life. But instead of responding in a normal way she'd manage to tear you down in every way possible it's like "hi I'm Greg I'm an accountant" and she'd be like

"ah well accountants have a reputation for being boring... You're not doing anything to change that are you Greg? Also you didn't know the capital of Finland? You fool, you insolent coward. The only sort of person who guesses Reykjavík is clearly sexually impotent. You forgot to Bank, you gormless rube. Everyone hates you Greg, the people at home wish you'd leave in tears, and you have the AUDACITY to vote for Debbie? Go to hell. Go to hell right now. Maybe they'll have a special room for accountants where all your folders are disorganised, I bet that would get your little knickers in a twist wouldn't it Greg?"

And then it would carry on and they'd win some money or something????

The only reason I can imagine people went on it was cos it made them horny

[wiggly-piglet]

i got fun blindfold bondage!!! very very happy!

nice soft scarves tied left wrist to right ankle over my front and same again flipped

then blindfold

then getting terrified by datefriend being sneaky

[marshmallowoink]

Pro tip, patience is a wonderful toy and you should practice using it. Blindfolded it's so hard to track where someone is (even if you've not been disoriented and distracted) and just watching it squirm and wonder and get scared and start to call out. Seeing what it would try when it thought it was alone.

And then grabbing it's ankle like the monster under the bed

[hazeydaisey]

chewtoy 4 chewtoy we both end up covered in bite marks n hickies n so many sensitive spots to poke which makes cuddling afterwards a very twitchy experience