♔ Your Highness ♔

♔ trash queen ✖ your problematic fave ♔ i'm that freak in your dni ♡︎ dattebayo! 🍥

[courtesanofdeath]

An excellent disciplinary rep must be heartless in unfamiliar situations. You'll regret it if you don't heed my warning.

[vieryplus]

[digitalroot]

He planned on doing this by himself from the start.

[digitalroot]

He planned on doing this by himself from the start.

[kunikidaz]

HUH?

[char-aznable]

[andrewhusselhoff-blog]

i am willing to bet my entire life savings that he spent at least a good solid hour trying to climb that fucking tree for the sole purpose of looking like a badass

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[iceberglounge]

i’m gonna be repeating “ahh the foce is so strong in me” for 30 years

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[nianeyna]

[sparkytheandroid]

[sanigo]

She is done

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[barbwalken]

Day 14

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[punkitt-is-here]

listen pokemon is really cool but some of the final evos for the starters are really pushing it for pokemon. that is not a thing that eats from a bowl on the ground that cunt pays rent and goes to gay bars on the weekend

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[fistfulofgammarays]

So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.

It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.

[moniquill]

….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’ 

We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them. 

[iheartvmt]

Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol

[vetisntdead]

Here is the opposite

[bedpsyching]

Things I hate: fan made pokemon gender differences

[butterbeanchu]

YO THESE ARE FUCKING HALARIOUS

Like fan made stuff goes all out but in reality Pokemon gender differences are the most mundane shit

Only goes gen 1-4 tho

[eternal-fractal]

Yea thats how animals work

[bacony-cakes]

they fuckin gave charizard nidoqueen tits

[pokemonheritageposts]

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