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https://archiveofourown.org/works/67659691/chapters/174896631
I write stuff now! I figured i should try and promote it and realize this account i forgot about was probably the best place to do that :3 it's a little rough but hopefully enjoyable 8 chapters in rn
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67659691/chapters/204926296
New chapter is up : )
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67659691/chapters/174896631
I write stuff now! I figured i should try and promote it and realize this account i forgot about was probably the best place to do that :3 it's a little rough but hopefully enjoyable 8 chapters in rn
gjhjshg,,, the wives,,,
might interact you to know that in the other honkai game seele kissed bronya in their backstory comic.
I looked it up and
THIS IS CANON TO THE COMICS?? BRONSEELE REAL????
Yeah 100% canon, so canon the CCP forced them to remove it from the CN website (but not the English one).
That 2022 Texan feeling of, "holy fucking shit I'm so anxious about this upcoming ice storm.......not because it'll be particularly bad but because our grid may fail again and we're still traumatized from a year ago when our 'leaders' left us to suffer while people burned their fences and old furniture for warmth and melted snow for water."
MEANWHILE look at what our mother fucking asshole of a senator tweeted.
āLol guys remember when I abandoned you last time???ā
He has no shame or values or basic decency.
A tag speaking for my soul at the moment
Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost
The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction
The DenderaĀ ālightbulbā is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity
We didnāt findĀ āāācopper wiringāāā in the great pyramid either
Hatshepsut wasnāt transgender
The gods didnāt actually have animal heads
Hieroglyphs arenāt mysteriously magical; theyāre just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)
The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasnāt homogeneous
Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which areĀ āthere is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicityā
The carvings at Abydos arenāt modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit
āNo soot on the ceilings and walls of the Dendera temple!ā is actually because of extensive restoration works and not because Egyptians were in on shit like Baghdad ābatteriesā
While the Egyptians were fine-ass astronomers they didnāt align any of their enormous and/or important buildings to modern star constellations, because constellations look very different now than they did ~5000 years agoĀ
The pyramid is the simplest, sturdiest shape with which to build and many different cultures discovered this in their own time. There were never any weird fish humans/aliens involved
The sphinx of Gizah is only an approximate 5000 years old; the 10,000 year/rain erosion nonsense is proven hokum
Speaking of that particular sphinx, the Napoleonic expedition is notĀ responsible for its missing nose
Akhenaten was not a āhereticā by contemporary standards
Ramses II appropriated a lot of his predecessorsā buildings/reliefs and isnāt really deserving of the epithet āthe Greatā
The Battle of Kadesh ended in a stalemate (twice)
While they had feline deities throughout their history, Egyptians didnāt actually worshipĀ cats themselves. This was a later Greek/Ptolemaeic addition
It was not, in fact, practice to shave off eyebrows after cats died; Herodotus lied about that
Herodotus lied about a lot of things and many misconceptions about ancient Egypt can be traced back to his Greek ass
I canāt believe I forgot my favourite Hill to Die On
Seth was not the god of āevilā, and despite his chaos providing a foil to order, he wasnāt completely villified until very late in Egyptian history, when he became associated with despised foreign enemies
Hats off to the few of you whoāre reblogging this with tags saying youāre going to check my claims later. You make me not entirely despair of this hellhole.
Here are some vetted Egyptological books/sources (that are by and large appropriate for a lay-audience) you can find most, if not all of the above:
Lehner, M., The Complete Pyramids
Wilkinson, R. H., The Complete Temples of Ancient Egypt
Hornung, E., The One and the Many: Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt
Dunand, F. & Zivie-Coche, C., Gods and Men in Egypt
Kemp, B., Ancient Egypt: Anatomy of a Civilization
Bard, K., An Introduction to the Archaeology of Ancient Egypt
Stevenson Smith, W., The Art and Architecture of Ancient Egypt
Kitchen, K. A.,Ā The Life and Times of Ramesses II, King of Egypt
Sweeney, D., Sex and Gender (in Ancient Egypt)
McDowell, A. G., Village Life in Ancient Egypt:Ā Laundry Lists and Love Songs
Te Velde, H., Seth, God of ConfusionĀ
Guys do me a solid and reblog this version instead of continuously asking for sources on the other versions thanks
wheres the ancient egyptian erotica op
Right here!
(Cardfight!! Vanguard: overDress Episode 01) Danji Momoyama vs. Tohya Ebata
Happy new year, Happy new (old) Card Games
Itās been forever since I posted and I ve just come to say I spent $323 on shadow paladin shit and in my defense the deck was tier 0 and is currently flipp flopping between 1 and 0 in the community rn. Also new if episode was good
Vomitous
can we please stop pretending this shit is good?!!?! What the fuck!!!!!
I donāt understand why this is a bad thing??
whats sold as inspirational here is somebody whose fear of being fired and having their source of food and shelter yanked away from them forced them to push themselves to unhealthy lengths
Walking isnāt unhealthy, whoever told you that is lazy. Dude got a job for a company and wanted to prove his reliability, he couldāve given up and not showed up but unlike most people he made a commitment and stuck to it and guess what. That commitment paid off. Its like you people are unable to handle when. Someone itās doing better than you.
You have never walked 20 miles ever
whats with all the fucking bootlickers on this site?
he literally left his house at midnight.Ā
How does someone see a 20 mile, eight hour walk as āa good work ethicā and not as a man whose been driven beyond his limits to ensure he doesnāt lose the one thing that keeps him from starving to death I mean what the fuck
God you people are fucking weak
sign your car over to me and walk to work to prove how strong you are
Even for soldiers who have trained specifically for such things, a 20-mile march is a fucking grueling experience. Nobody should have to do that and then be expected to work for eight hours. That is literally insane.
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D&D Character Alignment ChartsĀ for Dummies
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Defined by Lawful Good
Defined by Chaotic Good
Defined by Lawful Evil
Defined by Chaotic Evil
Defined by True Neutral
Defined by Philosophic Theist
OCG: PHANTOM RAGE
these booster throwbacks are becoming more and more interesting.
PHRA-JP001
Raidersā Wing
Level 4 DARK Winged Beast Effect Monster
ATK 0
DEF 2000
(This card is also always treated as a āThe Phantom Knightsā card and a āRaidraptorā card.)
You can use the (1)st effect with this cardās name only once per turn.
(1) If this card is in your hand or GY: You can detach 1 material from a DARK Xyz Monster you control; Special Summon this card, but banish it when it leaves the field.
(2) An Xyz Monster whose original Attribute is DARK and has this card as material gains this effect.
ā Cannot be targeted by an opponentās card effects.
PHRA-JP002
Phantom Knightsā Stained Greave / The Phantom Knights of Stained Greaves
Level 3 DARK Warrior Effect Monster
ATK 1200
DEF 600
You can use each effect among the (1)st and (2)nd effects with this cardās name only once per turn.
(1) If a āThe Phantom Knightsā monster is Special Summoned to your field: You can Special Summon this card from your hand, then you can increase this cardās Level by 1.
(2) You can banish this card from your GY; Special Summon 1 āThe Phantom Knightsā monster from your hand, except āThe Phantom Knights of Stained Greavesā, then you can increase its Level by 1.
PHRA-JP003
Phantom Knights Tear Scale / The Phantom Knights of Tear Scale
Level 3 DARK Warrior Effect Monster
ATK 600
DEF 1600
You can use each effect among the (1)st and (2)nd effects with this cardās name only once per turn.
(1) You can discard 1 card; send 1 āPhantom Knightsā card from your Deck to the GY, except āThe Phantom Knights of Tear Scaleā.
(2) If another āPhantom Knightsā card is banished from your GY, and this card is in your GY: You can Special Summon this card, but banish it when it leaves the field.
PHRA-JP004
Raid Raptors ā Heel Eagle / Raidraptor ā Heel Eagle
Level 3 DARK Winged Beast Effect Monster
ATK 700
DEF 700
You can use each effect among the (1)st and (2)nd effects with this cardās name only once per turn.
(1) If the only monsters you control are āRaidraptorā monsters (min. 1): You can Special Summon this card from your hand.
(2) You can banish this card from your GY, then target 1 āRaidraptorā Spell/Trap in your GY; add it to your hand.
Raid Raptors ā Strangle Lanius / Raidraptor ā Strangle Lanius
Level 4 DARK Winged Beast Effect Monster
ATK 1600
DEF 1100
You can use each effect among the (1)st and (2)nd effects with this cardās name only once per turn.
(1) If you control a DARK monster: You can Special Summon this card from your hand, also you cannot Special Summon monsters for the rest of this turn, except DARK monsters.
(2) If an Xyz Monster you control has a material attached that was originally a DARK Xyz Monster: You can target 1 Level 4 or lower āRaidraptorā monster in your GY; Special Summon it, but its effects are negated.
PHRA-JP041
Arc Rebellion Xyz Dragon
Rank 5 DARK Dragon Xyz Effect Monster
ATK 3000
DEF 2500
Xyz Materials: 3 Level 5 monsters
You can use the (2)nd effect with this cardās name only once per turn.
(1) This Xyz Summoned card cannot be destroyed by card effects.
(2) You can detach 1 material from this card; you cannot declare attacks for the rest of this turn, except to have this card attack, also this card gains ATK equal to the combined original ATK of all other monsters on the field, then, if this card has a material attached that was originally a DARK Xyz Monster, negate the effects of all other face-up monsters on the field.
PHRA-JP051
Rank-Up-Magic ā Phantom Force / Rank-Up-Magic ā Phantom Knightsā Force
Quick-Play Spell
You can activate only 1 card with this cardās name per turn.
(1) During the Main Phase: Banish any number of DARK monsters from your GY, then target 1 DARK Xyz Monster you control; Special Summon, from your Extra Deck, 1 āThe Phantom Knightsā, āRaidraptorā, or āXyz Dragonā Xyz Monster that is N Rank(s) higher than that target, by using that target as the material (N = the number of monsters banished to activate this). (This is treated as an Xyz Summon. Transfer that targetās materials to the Summoned monster.) For the rest of this turn after this card resolves, you cannot Special Summon monsters from the Extra Deck, except Xyz Monsters.
PHRA-JP068
Raidersā Unbreakable Mind
Continuous Trap
(This card is also always treated as a āThe Phantom Knightsā card and a āRaidraptorā card.)
You can use each effect among the (1)st and (2)nd effects with this cardās name only once per turn.
(1) If you Xyz Summon a monster by using a DARK Xyz Monster as material: You can target 1 card on the field; destroy it.
(2) If this face-up card in the Spell & Trap Zone is destroyed by a card effect: You can Set 1 āRank-Up-Magicā Spell directly from your Deck or GY.
PHRA-JP069
Raid Raptors ā Phantom Claw / Raidraptor ā Phantom Knightsā Claw
Counter Trap
You can activate only 1 card with this cardās name per turn.
(1) When a monster effect is activated: Detach 1 material from a DARK Xyz Monster you control; negate that activation, and if you do, destroy it, then, if the material you detached to activate this card was originally a āThe Phantom Knightsā, āRaidraptorā, or āXyz Dragonā card, 1 āRaidraptorā Xyz Monster you control gains ATK equal to the original ATK of the monster destroyed by this effect.
āIām speaking to you from my heart. Look, I donāt know if Iām going to have a career after this, but fuck that. Today is about innocent people who were halfway through their process, we donāt know what George Floyd could have achieved, we donāt know what Sandra Bland could have achieved, but today weāre going to make sure that wonāt be an alien thought to our young ones. Every black person in here remembered when another person reminded you that you were black. So none of you out there, all those protesters on the other side, protesting against what we want to do, protesting against what we want to try and achieve, burn you, this is so vital. I need you to understand how painful this shit is. I need you to understand how painful it is to be reminded every day that your race means nothing and that isnāt the case anymore, that was never the case anymore.ā John Boyega at The Black Lives Matter protest in Hyde Park June 3rd 2020
ME TO DISNEY+ AGAIN!!
absolutely nothing will top the video game experience of being SHIT at a video game but all the npcs you come into contact with are in awe of you for being the most amazing and talented person theyāve ever met
the seven year old daughter of some npc iām helping out: PAPA! YOU MUST COME MEET THE HERO WHO SAVED MY LIFE!
me, dropping a grenade on the ground accidentally and immediately blowing myself up:
Pokemon is almost always the opposite of this. Iāll have 6 gods in my party and won the championship a half dozen times and some snot nosed kid with one diglet will still be like, āyou think you can beat me?ā
Do you guys think they were drawing porn of a humanized black plague girl hundreds of years ago, or is corona chan a new occurance
THEY ABSOLUTELY DID HOWEVER CONTEMPORARY ART DEPICTED THE PLAGUE AS EITHER THE ANGEL OF DEATH OR APOLLO SO WHILE IT WASNT AN ANIME TITTY GIRL IT WAS A TWUNK HOLDING A SNAKE
Mini-Comic: The Teachers
This is a mini-comic featuring side characters from webcomic @heartstoppercomic!
What happened after that night in Parisā¦
read from the beginning / read on tapas / my art blog / my personal blog / art instagram / heartstopper merch / read the next update early on Patreon!
Charlie, a highly-strung, openly gay over-thinker, and Nick, a cheerful, soft-hearted rugby player, meet at a British all-boys grammar school. Friendship blooms quickly, but could there be something moreā¦?
Nick and Charlie are characters from my debut novel, Solitaire. Heartstopper updates three times a month, on the 1st, 11th, and 21st.
I really appreciate reblogs and shares - please help me spread word about this comic! Iām so excited for people to read it!
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