You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter

💙🍎💙🍏💙 26 F Weird

[empress-of-dark2005]

[markwatney-space-pirate]

@jazyjaxi

[captain-price-returns]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[2colde]

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[sugarsylvie]

He doesn't like the cone...

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[apolloniansorrow]

ALSO ARTISTS LOOK AT THIS SO YALL CAN STOP DRAWING UR “PALE” BLACK CHARACTERS WHITE

[i-am-the-oyster]

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[swagvo1d]

i’ve been getting a lot of requests on twitter to make wallpapers with some of my works lately, so here they are!! made the phone versions as well as the desktop ones:) feel free to use them

[ploobytumbls]

I would like to share the story of a very understandable but unfortunate mistake i made at work recently

So I'm weeding our ancient and terrible collection of children's books for the first time in possibly ever, and I'm making a decision about a book about migrant workers by Sandra Weiner, called Small Hands, Big Hands. And I'm not 100% sure and I go to just see if there's anything out there about this book's being notable in any way so I do an open web search for

"small hands big hands weiner"

And then I look at my results for a moment

and then at last I somberly add to the end of my search, "BOOK"

[chaostheorietblr]

I have one like that:

In mathematics, you often consider the two-dimensional plane - you know, the idealised flat two-dimensional object that extends infinitely - which can be real or complex (doesn't matter what that means)

On this, you can perform a mathematical operation called a "blow-up" (resulting in a more complicated geometry)

I needed to look up a formula related to this, so I confidently typed into the search bar:

"Blow up real plane"

The results were not what I wanted and I am not sure if I'm on a terror watchlist now.

[three--rings]

This reminds me of my corsetmaker days when i found myself searching for "extra thick boning."

[inqorporeal]

I recall fondly one of Ursula Vernon's LJ posts where she was looking for references for a black rooster for one of her paintings (this one, iirc), and very nearly hit Enter on a search for "black cock"

[riotsquirrrl]

I gotta tell you, I searched for "saucy walker leg" for my mom in the late 90s and got some *interesting* results