Coco

🇫🇷 🏳️‍🌈 | 28 | she/her

[basil-from-omori]

had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

[indelible-waltz]

they greebled him

[yardsards]

[drarrystic]

Merci tiktok pour l'astuce sur ao3

[drarrystic]

Je n'arrive plus à lire certains sujets dans les fanfics dont le suicide selon comment c'est amené parce que ça me fait trop mal. Et ce soir je viens de découvrir que si le personnage principal a trop d'anxiété ça m'en donne aussi et je dois arrêter pour ne pas faire une crise d'angoisse ...

Je me sens cassé :( ma santé mentale entrave même jusqu'à ma dernière passion qui est là quand je n'ai plus envie de rien - lire des fanfictions.

[shuploc]

Connor/Ilya as "The Fallen Angel"

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[wizardshark]

flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?

[wizardshark]

Give me the fucking amulet

[therisingking]

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

[saturniandragon]

[lingonberry24]

[foolishmortal]

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

[therisingking]

You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh

[findingfeather]

Look you have CLEARLY been here long enough to see that coming.

[pianta]

(gestures vaguely) whatever this is

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[dustbunnyaac]

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I tried distracting a vampire by throwing rice at him, but I only had two grains with me so it didn't work. He counted them instantly. Then he asked me what I was even doing with exactly two grains of rice, and I explained how a bowl of rice tastes better if you spread it out over an entire day. I asked him if he was gonna suck my blood but he said no, he just had a lot more questions about the rice thing.

[sprachgefuehle]

I just got the funniest caution message at the beginning of a Wikipedia article

[sprachgefuehle]

[sprachgefuehle]

Yeah.

[drarrystic]

Il s'est desinscrit à ma partie de JDR pour regarder match de rugby à la télé ? Merci c'est gentil mais je ne vais pas répondre à ton message tout de suite sinon je ne vais pas être polie...

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[frontmansdefender]

Source

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time