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Draco asks Harry for relationship advice and Harry looses his cool…
Harry Potter and the Homoerotic Subtext
I was alone and it sent me to a truly dark place for a long time
Listen I love Harry Potter you all know that I sold my soul to those books a long time ago so listen to me when I say that y'all need to stop defending the canonical actions of Slytherin House
Stop it with these reaches of the century about how Slytherin “wasn’t founded on bigotry” and how “we don’t know if everyone in Slytherin in the books was a pureblood so how do we know they were all purists” and “they were traditionalists trying to preserve Wizard Culture uwu”
Slytherin House was founded by a man who wanted to exclude part of the wizarding community based on something they couldn’t control (heritage). I don’t care about his reasoning. He left a Murder Snake in a school knowing that his descendants would use it to kill all of the muggleborns in Hogwarts.
Yes. We also know that not every Slytherin was Evil. Andromeda Black married a muggleborn. Regulus Black became one of the most important heroes in the series. Horace Slughorn is one of the best examples of a morally grey character. And maybe there were others but, on the whole, the wizarding community saw Slytherin as the house of Voldemort and people who agreed with him. Regulus Black still joined the Death Eaters before he graduated Hogwarts and no one knew that Regulus worked to defeat Voldemort until almost 2 decades after his death. Andromeda was disowned after marrying Ted and her own sister wanted to brutally murder Nymphadora. Snape was much more accepted by Slytherin when Harry was at Hogwarts than Slughorn was. Why? Maybe it was because he played favorites.
Maybe it was because he had been a Death Eater.
And Yes. We know for a fact that not everyone in Slytherin was a pureblood. Tom Marvolo Riddle had a muggle father and he was a Slytherin. If Lord Halfblood was a Slytherin and ended up creating a terrorist organization intent on committing genocide in the name of “finishing Salazar Slytherin’s noble work” then perhaps he wasn’t the only one.
Also you have to consider that during and after Voldemort’s rise to power (which according to the first chapter in the whole series was 11 years before his downfall) the fact that Blood Purist #1 was the heir of Slytherin had to influence people’s wishes when they were being sorted. Kids who didn’t want to be associated with Slytherin for some reason or another (Sirius, Harry) were sorted elsewhere Whereas anyone who had clear and mostly positive ties to Slytherin and wanted to be with like minded individuals (the Malfoys, Snape- another halfblood) were sorted accordingly When a group of people all agree with each other they tend to become more radicalized because there’s no one to counter the group’s single-mindedness So in the time between Voldemort’s first rise and Harry’s first year there had already been 20 years worth of sorting the like-minded (i.e. blatantly bigoted) kids together and sorting anyone who disagreed elsewhere 20 years worth of internal radicalization before Harry even got to Hogwarts But sure, Slytherin wasn’t labeled as the purist house at Hogwarts
I saw someone compare Canon Slytherins to the American Conservatives and I couldn’t believe it when some people literally started using Republican jargon to defend canon Slytherin values “They were traditionalists trying to preserve wizard culture from outsiders!!” What?! Do you realize what you’re saying?!? “We need to protect our country from outsiders!” “Protect traditional marriage!” “We can’t let them in here!” Guys the kids in Slytherin House were a lot like the young republicans of today and if you can’t see that then maybe it’s time to reread the series
Anyway I get it You’re sick and tired of being labeled as The Bad Guys But consider: defending the actions of bad people doesn’t stop them from being bad people It just means you’re defending bad actions In the series, Slytherin House was full of radicalized elitists who spouted bigoted ideas. Many of whom joined a genocidal terrorist group before even graduating. But just because it was that way in the books doesn’t mean all of you who identify as Slytherins are bigoted elitists You’re a Slytherin because you value ambition and cunning and resourcefulness (and the color green)
It’s great that you’re a Slytherin But that doesn’t mean you have to defend everything Slytherins did
All right, I’m going to address this one step at a time, but most of my focus will be on the first point.
Slytherin House was founded by a man who wanted to exclude part of the wizarding community based on something they couldn’t control (heritage). I don’t care about his reasoning.
This is naive and a little ridiculous. Reasoning does matter. In real life, I live in an area that is very conservative, and an accusation of witchcraft can get you hurt or killed. I’ve been stabbed more than once for being a practicing witch, I’ve had rocks thrown at me, I’ve been assaulted with Bibles, I’ve been beat up more than once – and I’m talking real life traditional witchcraft, not even Harry Potter-style magic that is visible and provable.
Look at how witches were handled when Hogwarts was founded. Witch hunts resulted in dozens, hundreds, thousands dead, including children. Look at Harry’s situation with the Dursleys, and how abusive it was. Now imagine that in a time where witchcraft was accepted as demonic, and he sentence was death. How many children did the Founders lose to hysteria because they accepted muggleborns? We don’t know. We don’t know how many children were subjected to beatings to ‘beat the devil out of them,’ something that still occurs today.
When you’re saying his reasoning doesn’t matter, look at the Fat Friar, the nicest ghost in all of Harry Potter canon, who was killed for using magic to cure people of plague.
And before you use the argument about Wendelin the Weird, look at how difficult wandless and nonverbal magic is shown to be in the books. How many witches or wizards do you think could do a flame-freezing charm wandlessly, while bound, and possibly even gagged? And even if we ignore that, the majority of people sentenced to death for witchcraft weren’t burned, anyway. They were hung.
Take a look at this timeline (that I really need to update) which combines Harry Potter canon with real world history, and really think about it.
The Great Harry Potter Timeline 382-1970
He left a Murder Snake in a school knowing that his descendants would use it to kill all of the muggleborns in Hogwarts.
Okay, yes, he left the basilisk in the school, but people assume it was meant to kill muggleborns. The actual text does not say that, and even if it did, it is framed as a legend – we don’t have the Super-Secret-Diary-Of-Salazar-Slytherin to tell us what was intended. There is no suggestion given at all that he had any kind of foreknowledge to suggest that he knew his descendants would use it to kill muggleborns. The basilisk could have easily been a protection for the castle if it was attacked. Is it possible that the basilisk was meant to kill all the muggleborns? Yes, but that is an assumption based on non-primary sources. Keep in mind that Salazar taught in the school for years before he left, years where muggleborns were actively living in the castle as well. It is never suggested that he was violent towards them.
So in the time between Voldemort’s first rise and Harry’s first year there had already been 20 years worth of sorting the like-minded (i.e. blatantly bigoted) kids together and sorting anyone who disagreed elsewhere 20 years worth of internal radicalization before Harry even got to Hogwarts But sure, Slytherin wasn’t labeled as the purist house at Hogwarts
Oh, they absolutely were labelled as the purist house, but the thing is, how much of that was because of bias that had filtered down. Why didn’t Harry want to be in Slytherin? Well. let’s see. What did Ron tell him? There wasn’t a witch or wizard who went bad who wasn’t in Slytherin. You get Sorted into Slytherin, and suddenly everyone thinks your evil. It doesn’t matter that Ron’s statement was wrong, it was what people believed. We explicitly see this is wrong, though, because everyone believes Sirius was a Death Eater, and he was a Gryffiindor. That gets forgotten, because Slytherin is the evil House.
And what about muggleborns Sorted into Slytherin? We know they exist, because in Deathly Hallows, Scabior explicitly talks about ‘Slytherin mudbloods,’ so it does happen. Everything in the books sets Slytherin up as the Us vs. Them House. Aesthetically, even the colours of the houses separate them from everyone else, with silver contrasting with everyone else having some warm shade, like gold, yellow and bronze. Harry immediately upon entering the wizarding world is taught that Slytherin is evil. That forces the house to unite. That forces Slytherins to distrust everyone else, because everyone else thinks that they are evil – and that causes radicalization too.
Were there a lot of bad Slytherins? Absolutely. Were a lot of them bigoted? Again, absolutely. Did a lot of them join a genocidal cult? Again, absolutely, but how much of that was caused by the attitude of the Wizarding World? We don’t know. J.K. Rowling has said that if Merope lived, Tom Riddle wouldn’t have become Voldemort. If Albus Dumbledore had looked at the abysmal conditions at the orphanage and placed him with a wizarding family to show him love, would he have become Voldemort? We don’t know. If Dumbledore had taken a look at Snape, who was in an abusive or at least neglectful household and placed him somewhere else, would he have joined the Death Eaters? We don’t know. Heck, we don’t know if even showing some care towards Snape when Sirius pulled his prank might have changed things and shown him that someone in authority outside of Slytherin actually cared.
This.
All I really wanted from the end of Cursed Child, tbh...
Scorpius & Albus: We're getting married.
Harry: I'm so happy for you both.
Draco: We will help you plan a perfect wedding.
three months later...
Draco: POTTER, you peasant! We can't have chrysanthemums at a fall wedding! How is it possible that you have such plebeian sensibilities? Were you raised in a barn?!
Harry: No! In a cupboard, under some stairs! Thanks for bringing up that painful memory, Malfoy!
Scorpius & Albus: *cringing, rolling their eyes, seriously considering an elopement*
and a few months after that...
Scorpius & Albus: *happy, in love, dancing and grinning*
Draco & Harry: *drunk, hugging each other, and sobbing about their babies all night. won't stop shaking hands with each other. won't stop toasting to the most noble and glorious house of potter-malfoy. have to be carried home by Ginny*
SCOR--rose?
Dear JKR,
As readers of the Harry Potter series, we are very familiar with queer-baiting. You may recall a character named Malfoy. We know him as Draco. He’s in love with your protagonist.
You see, this is entirely out of our hands, as you produced the material that led us to these conclusions. I would like to now take a moment for another pairing you neglected to acknowledge (we know you knew it was there).
I have carefully selected quotes from the newly released Cursed Child script. Please carefully read and assess the following.
Key word in those stage directions: Heartbroken. You can see why this would lead any sensible reader to the conclusion that Scorpius has feelings for Albus. Not convinced? There’s more.
Severus makes a clear analogy here: Lily is to him what Albus is to Scorpius. To refresh your memory, Snape was in love with Lily. Therefore, it is reasonable to assume Scorpius was also in love with Albus. This is not all.
Pardon my language, but what the FUCK is this implying if not jealousy at Albus’ crush on Delphi? Please explain to us what exactly that line was referring to?
These are only a few examples. I suggest referring to pages 1-308 for more evidence of these claims.
And perhaps some of this was out of your hands, as there were others involved in the project. We get that. We also would have understood if a future romantic relationship between Albus and Scorpius was implied. It would have been left up to our–very active and very gay–imagination. This would have been acceptable.
It seems, however, that there was a rather extensive typo near the end which made it almost possible to infer that Scorpius was destined for Rose. Of course, that would be unlike you–to set up a beautiful love story between two characters of the same sex only to deny them their love in favor of a heterosexual couple? Never. Not our JK. We trust you will fix this small error.
Thank you in advance,
Cursed Child Readers
Oh my god. I need to insert myself back in the trash can.
Narcissa: Okay I have to ask. Am I the only one who heard Draco and Harry last night?
Lucius: I...er...heard them too.
Narcissa:
Lucius:
Narcissa:
Lucius: He gets the screaming from you.
Narcissa: *slaps Lucius*
Going to Church for once
Me: *gets into confessional booth*
Priest: What are you confessing?
Me: I fangirl over gay ships.
Priest: ......
Priest: ......
Priest: Me too.
Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation support gay rights
It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.
Instant reblog, every time I see this
This needs more notes.
Sorry for not posting for a while ;-; Read from right to left. Start at the top right corner.
I think Lucius is in hospital
Housewife Draco never ends well 😂
Harry's in trouble XD
Lucius and Draco convos be like.
When Lucius Malfoy’s hair flicks are hazardous.
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Reblogging again bc I need this at the moment
Keeping this on here because I have essays to write
I can't get over sassy Harry.